#FunWriting

Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-06-25

Me [in my deathbed, my flashing before my eyes]:
"I coulda' done all this in an email."

Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-06-22

If there was a Garden of Eden, doesn't that necessarily imply that there was a Patio of Eden?

Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-04-22

@nixCraft
"Piss on carpet, Everyone."

—Tiny Tim, from A Christmas Carol (as recounted by AI)

Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-03-31

The best way to remove chocolate or wine stains is with a 1:4 mixture of white vinegar and the ashes of an incinerated Tesla Cybertruck.


Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-03-29
Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-03-23

Sometimes, a comedian will say a thing to make people laugh. And that thing isn't technically true. And that thing is called 'a joke'.

Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-03-07

<The Avengers, about to leap into battle>

Captain America: "Avengers Dissemble!"

Iron Man: "I'm stronger than Hulk!"

Hulk: "Me smarter than Tin Man!"

Hawkeye: "Look, I'm not attracted to Natasha, at all..."

Black Widow: "I hate all this male attention"


Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-03-06

Look, I worked hard in the nougat farms to get where I'm at...

Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-02-25

On my personal emails are these two quotes below the signature block:

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.
—Garrison Keillor

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.
—Bruce Lee

~~~
And I include those because I try to emulate key aspects of their lives within my own...

And most would tell you I succeed—
I, do, indeed fight like Garrison Keillor and sing like Bruce Lee.



Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-02-18

Is the Daytona 500 statistically safer than flying, yet?

bsky.app/profile/briantylercoh

Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-02-06

Grave-Robber: “You kids just need to work harder. There's always money to be made if you are willing to work... “

: “OK, Exhumer.”

Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-02-06

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and then being insane-- which is also part of a nutritious breakfast.

Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-02-05

"I would crack their necks. All of them.

—I mean, I would lick their necks too...I'm not a monster."

—Our , Murray, discussing his bird friends outside the window

Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2025-02-01

It's not as much fun being 60 in the '20s as it was being 20 in the '60—when they taught us the "New Math"


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