Me [in my deathbed, my #Life flashing before my eyes]:
"I coulda' done all this in an email."
Me [in my deathbed, my #Life flashing before my eyes]:
"I coulda' done all this in an email."
If there was a Garden of Eden, doesn't that necessarily imply that there was a Patio of Eden?
@nixCraft
"Piss on carpet, Everyone."
—Tiny Tim, from A Christmas Carol (as recounted by AI)
The best way to remove chocolate or wine stains is with a 1:4 mixture of white vinegar and the ashes of an incinerated Tesla Cybertruck.
MCT, for the win (again)...
Sometimes, a comedian will say a thing to make people laugh. And that thing isn't technically true. And that thing is called 'a joke'.
<The Avengers, about to leap into battle>
Captain America: "Avengers Dissemble!"
Iron Man: "I'm stronger than Hulk!"
Hulk: "Me smarter than Tin Man!"
Hawkeye: "Look, I'm not attracted to Natasha, at all..."
Black Widow: "I hate all this male attention"
Look, I worked hard in the nougat farms to get where I'm at...
On my personal emails are these two quotes below the signature block:
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.
—Garrison Keillor
Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.
—Bruce Lee
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And I include those because I try to emulate key aspects of their lives within my own...
And most would tell you I succeed—
I, do, indeed fight like Garrison Keillor and sing like Bruce Lee.
Is the Daytona 500 statistically safer than flying, yet?
https://bsky.app/profile/briantylercohen.bsky.social/post/3lifyny776s2r
Grave-Robber: “You kids just need to work harder. There's always money to be made if you are willing to work... “
#GenZ : “OK, Exhumer.”
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and then being insane-- which is also part of a nutritious breakfast.
"I would crack their necks. All of them.
—I mean, I would lick their necks too...I'm not a monster."
—Our #Cat , Murray, discussing his bird friends outside the window
This was so good I had to share...
https://bsky.app/profile/adammanning.bsky.social/post/3lh5c37aed22m
It's not as much fun being 60 in the '20s as it was being 20 in the '60—when they taught us the "New Math"