We made a #MockAd.
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CHLDREN (exclaim): CloudFlare!
CF: At #CloudFlare, the #FourthRicht is important to us. We have agents in datacenters across the world, collecting data so the #BlackSun can rise again.
C'LDRN: "CloudFlare!"
CF: Occupy? #Bitcoin? Ha! We take #grassrootsMovements and SEE they die with the #maximumEfficiency.
JINGLE: Helping nazis stay online, since 2009
CHLDN: C'Flare!!