@Wearwolf is Adam solo streaming again? #goof

@kev Have you considered using the plainer to craft your own fountain pen for motivation to start using those bullet journals? #goof

Also, help! I am an always-keeps who is in a relationship with an always-grabs! #goof

@amras The crow must've realized that No Nut November is over.

#goof

@dunny0 It's just people using train calls so they can lure in, catch, chip and release wild trains to get accurate numbers of the local train population and study their behavior in the wilderness.

#goof

@Crystal_Fish_Caves @mastodonmigration

I like the picture of Hesgeth bashing his balls with a skateboard, without riding it.
___

Lisa finds out Homer has a secret evil twin, and he's The Secretary of War Crimes.

#oath #secwar #coup #democracy #kindness #goof

Owner: *throws stick* Go on, fetch!
Puppygirl: *runs to the nearest computer, installs Linux, rices it and runs Neofetch before posting a screenshot on their socials*
Owner: *headpats* Good girl!

#Goof

The Mario balloon may look like any other character balloon at the Macy's parade, but it's construction is actually suprisingly complex, and required them to follow strict guidelines, with one of them dedicated to the order in which the balloon gets filled with helium so it doesn't get damaged.

You can find out more including the exact order by searching for "Super Mario Inflation Rule 34"

#goof

@Cal Finally, a sequel to AO3. #Goof

@Cal
:LaForgeNo: Going snuggly
:LaForgeYes: Staying at home snuggly
#goof

If you are ever scared of doing something, and really fear that you may make a mistake, always remember:

No matter how hard you fuck up, there is no way that it will take down half the internet.

#Cloudflare #Goof

@Bette

Time to open all the books on Vietnam.

The Pentagon Papers which laid out the US pretences to start the war. As Hesgeth reads the Pentagon Papers for instructions, we learn resistance.

Vietnam War Protests

https://www.teenvogue.com/story/legendary-vietnam-era-anti-war-movement-protests

https://www.countryadventures.net/how-13-antiwar-demonstrations-helped-end-the-vietnam-conflict/

https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-pentagon-papers-the-secret-history-of-the-vietnam-war-fox-butterfield/8316092

War! What Is It Good For!?!

Distracting people from the sick bastard President Epstein.

Investigate, impeach, imprison, investigate more.

#uspol #latinAmerica #vietnam #ellsberg #war #goof #drunk #fool

@Marmalade Free hand pics? In this economy, at this time of the year? 👀 💦

#goof

@nash You should NOT offer human-produced magnets to the aurora! Aurora's natural prey is coronal mass ejection, and by feeding them other charged particles, you can upset the aurora and make them seek out humans for more magnets!

Keep humans safe by keeping the aurora safe: no magnets!

#goof

Alright, time to disconnect the UPS, and turn off the Network UPS Tools.

#NoNUTNovember #goof

My brother: *shares screenshot of an online order, listing two delivery options; Standard shipping, with an estimated arrival between the 3rd and 4th November, and Express shipping for a higher price with an estimated arrival on the 5th November*

Me: "Makes sense to me. I would be willing to wait longer for a faster delivery."

#goof

...Microsoft is so unoriginal and always has to chase the latest trend.

Switching to Chromium? Copied.

Their own digital assistant? Copied.

Hyping up AI and shoving it into everything? Copied.

Causing outages by breaking their own cloud? Copied.

When will they finally come up with something on their own? 🙄

#goof #Azure #AzureFrontdoor