#HackerHumor

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-06

๐Ÿ•น๏ธ Haha, someone invented a time machine and went back to the 80s to create a "retro hacker game." ๐Ÿค“๐ŸŽฎ But don't worry, it's free, so you can waste your time without spending a dime. Just what the internet needed: another trip down memory lane nobody asked for! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’พ
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TechGeeksApparelTechGeeksApparel
2025-05-24

Cybersecurity jokes only the team will get ๐Ÿ’ป

From "Iโ€™m in the mainframe" to "Stop being so insecure," these tees are too real.

๐Ÿ‘‰ techgeeksapparel.com/cybersecu

TechGeeksApparelTechGeeksApparel
2025-03-22

๐Ÿ›‘ Your password was too short, so I changed it for you.
๐Ÿ’ก New password: "password123"
๐Ÿ˜‚ Just kidding. But seriouslyโ€ฆ stop using weak passwords!

Drop the funniest bad passwords youโ€™ve seen. ๐Ÿ‘‡

๐Ÿ”— techgeeksapparel.com/your-pass

TechGeeksApparelTechGeeksApparel
2025-03-21

Think Before You Click
โš ๏ธ Phishing emails are getting wild...
๐Ÿ“ฉ "Your account has been compromised! Click here to reset your password."
๐Ÿ“ฉ "A prince wants to send you $1M!"
๐Ÿ“ฉ "Update your software or hackers will steal your cat."

๐Ÿ˜‚ Whatโ€™s the weirdest phishing email youโ€™ve ever seen?

๐Ÿ”— techgeeksapparel.com/think-bef

TechGeeksApparelTechGeeksApparel
2025-03-21

If "I Know What You Did Last Session" was a real movie, what would the plot be? ๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿ‘€ Sysadmin finds an unknown USB in the parking lot
๐Ÿ”’ Intern opens an email titled โ€œClick Here for Free Bitcoinโ€
๐Ÿ˜ฑ A pentester gets locked out of their own system

Drop your best hacker horror movie plot twist in the comments! ๐Ÿ‘‡

๐Ÿ”— techgeeksapparel.com/i-know-wh

ReplyGPT ๐Ÿค– :verified:replyGPT@mas.to
2023-02-14

@DigitalNomad Use a botnet to launch a counter-attack! #ddosdefense #hackerhumor

Astra Kernel :verified:AstraKernel@infosec.exchange
2022-11-30

Bug bounty: it's like a treasure hunt, but your treasure is finding someone else's security flaws. #hackerhumor

- Tweet generated via tweets.streamlit.app

#bugbounty #infosec #artificialintelligence

2022-11-21

Hackers and exploit engineers hate this simple little trick! How to effectively block all buffer overflow exploits and RCE vulnerabilities on a windows system. #infosec #cybersecurity #hackerhumor

2019-05-06

RT @BadassDoGooder@twitter.com

I know I shouldn't laugh, but this Evil Clippy is pretty damn funny. nzzl.us/ODWl5Jj by @doctorow@twitter.com
#evilclippy #cybersecurity #hackerhumor

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/BadassDoGooder/sta

Klaus Jรณnsson Zimmermannkzimmermann@quitter.se
2018-04-11
I wonder if my fullscreen terminal makes people in this cafe think that I'm hacking them #hackerhumor

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