I’m the Psychotic Cyber Pro Everyone Warned You About.
You should've listened.
For the fearless pros: https://techgeeksapparel.com/funny-hacker-shirt/
#CyberPsychotic #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet

Cybersecurity Expert: Like a Regular Wizard but Cooler.
Firewalls and spell books included.
Magic meets tech: https://techgeeksapparel.com/cyber-security-expert-funny-definition-t-shirt/
#CyberWizard #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet

I finally took network segmentation into my own hands—literally.

✂️ Cut the Ethernet cable
📡 Rotated the Wi-Fi SSID every 60 seconds
🧊 Moved the printer to the freezer

Introducing: Physical Zero Trust™

🔗 https://www.ckd3.com/blog/cut-ethernet-segmentation

#Cybersecurity #InfosecHumor #ZeroTrust

I Read Your Emails
🔍 Ever sent an "oops, wrong person" email? Yeah...
📬 IT saw it.
👀 Security saw it.
💾 The logs still have it.

We see everything—just ask this T-shirt.

🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/i-read-your-emails-t-shirt/
#EmailSecurity #InfosecHumor #HackerLife #TechSupportJokes

😅 "Let me guess... you clicked the link."
🚨 Now IT is calling.
📞 Security wants a word.
🤦‍♂️ You just got phished.

Cybersecurity rule #1: Think before you click.

🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/let-me-guess-you-clicked-the-link-t-shirt/
#ThinkBeforeYouClick #CyberAwareness #InfosecHumor #ITFails

The One Firewall You Can’t Bypass
❤️ Love is great, but have you ever met… a well-configured firewall? 😍
🚫 Blocks all bad traffic.
🔒 Keeps your data safe.
✅ Never lets you down (unless misconfigured).

Tag a cybersecurity crush who deserves this shirt. 💙

🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/im-the-guy-your-firewall-warned-you-about/
#CyberSecurityLove #InfosecHumor #HackerLife #ITDating

When your friend gets certified but treats it like a top-secret mission… 🕵️‍♂️🎓😂

#CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #StaySecure #corporate #corporatememes😂😂😂 #EthicalHacking #CyberAwareness #CyberMeme #ITSecurity #CyberJokes #CybersecuritySkills #FutureReady #trend #cybersecuritytraining #securiumacademyprogram #trendingreels #viralchallenge

Hackers watching you make the same mistake again: 👀

#CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #StaySecure #corporate #corporatememes😂😂😂 #EthicalHacking #CyberAwareness #CyberMeme #ITSecurity #CyberJokes #CybersecuritySkills #FutureReady #trend #cybersecuritytraining #securiumacademyprogram #trendingreels #viralchallenge

🎉 It's time for DefSec Today! 🎉
#infosechumor
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bl9JWzm-Teg

tu fais chuter le bilan carbone en bloquant les avions, les transactions financières, les bourses, les banques et tu publies un correctif !?

Mais la planète bordel !!!

#InfosecHumor

"Protect your digital castle like a dragon guarding its treasure, for in the realm of cybersecurity, the weakest link is often the biggest measure!" #StaySafeOnline #InfoSecHumor
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My curiosity is piqued.

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