🚨 When your code is a few KB, but your dependencies rival AAA game installations. Still believe in fairy tales of secure code?

Gigabytes of code you didn't write. Licences you didn't read. Security flaws you didn't anticipate. Yet, you trust them. Adorable.

Not just Node.js. Gradle caches, AWS libs with 400 sub-dependencies + reflection parties. In control? How cute.

I use plain Java with jlink + jpackage. Minimal. Secure. No bloat.

Fewer deps = fewer surprises. Because I care.

But hey, keep stacking that Jenga tower. Watching it fall will be fun.

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