#MERRYFUCKINGCHRISTMAS

I see Dud people!BackFromTheDud@mas.to
2024-12-03

Deck the halls with fucking holly...
'Tis the season to be fucking Jolly...
#MerryFuckingChristmas

Peter Cook as Mister Jolly. The caption reads, "’Tis the season to be Jolly all the fucking time!"
Hugh Fergusonhfinyow@mstdn.ca
2023-12-25

@LALegault Let me rewrite that for you:
The IDF is literally carrying out ethnic-cleansing raids against Christians in Bethlehem.

Carry on!
#MerryFuckingChristmas

2023-12-25

so… according to my doorman who is a staunch masker.. him, me & my husband are the only 3 people in my building that #wearADamnRespirator #NYC

Asked him 3 times b/c surely there must be at LEAST 1 but no… he confirmed there is not even ONE other person aside from the three of us

This is absolutely utter fucking madness #wtf #winterSolstice2023
#merryFuckingChristmas #merryChristmas #covidIsNotOverPeople #ugh
🎄☃️☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️🎄☃️#covidIsNotACold #thisIsNotADrill #PASC #longCovid

Lesyanemelle
2023-12-24

Merry Nutsmas, Masto. Lovely to be with you. Wishing you all to live in boring times and have a fun life.

Lesyanemelle
2023-12-23

I know this wasn’t intended, but… the best summarisation of 2023 in one photo. No comment needed.

Figure of Santa looking as if he hung himself on the stair rails
2022-12-26

Kurzer reminder: es ist Weihnachten. Und wenn das ganze trara mit Frieden und Besinnlichkeit für euch bedeutet, dass ihr diese Tage NICHT mit eurer Familie verbringen könnt, weil das die gesündere Entscheidung für euch ist - dann tut das.

Ich verbringe heute zum ersten Mal in 42 Jahren einen Weihnachtsfeiertag alleine und im Freien. Ich hoffe, dass das die richtige Entscheidung ist.

#merryfuckingchristmas

2022-12-26

Merry F*cking Christmas. You’d better have been nice.🎄🔪🎁
#merrychristmas #naughtylist #merryfuckingchristmas #hohoho #hohobitches #nowitnesses

2022-12-23

So I made chili for dinner and only got one small serving because the housemate ate the rest plus all the cornbread and now we're not speaking. #MerryFuckingChristmas

2022-12-05

So.
Ich habe das Backblech aus dem Ofen genommen.
Ohne Handschuhe.
Weil ich dumm bin.

#au #aua #wirklichaua #scheissweihnachtsbäckerei #merryfuckingchristmas

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