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Funny Quote of the Day: "Life is a zoo in a jungle." - Peter De Vries

Funny Quote of the Day: "I can think of many reasonable excuses for needing a cocktail, but Cinco De Mayo is always a no-brainer." - Rachel Hollis

Funny Quote of the Day: "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell

Funny Quote of the Day: "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." - Robert Anthony

Funny Quote of the Day: "The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse." - Jackie Kennedy

Funny Quote of the Day: "Age is not important unless you're a cheese." - Helen Hayes

Funny Quote of the Day: "They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday." - Robert A. Heinlein

Funny Quote of the Day: "Every dogma has its day." - Anthony Burgess

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." - Groucho Marx

Funny Quote of the Day: "Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success." - Samuel Goldwyn

Funny Quote of the Day: "In politics stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon Bonaparte

Funny Quote of the Day: "People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news." - A. J. Liebling

Funny Quote of the Day: "I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?" - Leo Durocher

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." - Douglas Adams

Funny Quote of the Day: "What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others." - Diogenes

Funny Quote of the Day: "To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job." - Simone de Beauvoir

Funny Quote of the Day: "I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass." - David Lee Roth

Funny Quote of the Day: "I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it." - Steven Wright

Funny Quote of the Day: "A word to the wise is infuriating." - Hunter S. Thompson

Funny Quote of the Day: "I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again." - Noel Coward

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