Judas Priest once gave us the Metal Gods. In 2001, they also gave us… Cyberface—a malware slasher so dumb he should’ve come pre-installed with Clippy. 🤖💀
#JudasPriest #MetalFail #Cyberface #Demolition #NuMetal #HeavyMetal #MetalHistory #MetalCritique #MetalGods #MetalMemes
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2025/09/22/cyberface-judas-priests-malware-monster/

Oceano’s “Samael the Destroyer” wastes the rich mythos of the ultimate cosmic antagonist. Deathcore could handle Samael — but only if ambition and scholarship show up.
#MetalCritique #Deathcore #Samael #MetalLore #Occult #MythologyInMetal #OceanoFail
https://songreading.wordpress.com/2025/02/25/samael-the-destroyer/

The Acacia Strain’s “Inverted Person” wants you to believe paradise was ruined… by people wearing cell phone holsters. Because nothing says apocalyptic metalcore like a Boomer meme from 2008.
#Metalcore #TheAcaciaStrain #InvertedPerson #MetalCritique #MetalcoreHumor #AccidentalParody #MusicCommentary #MetalMeme #MetalCommunity #HeavyMusic #MusicCriticism #IronicMetal #HardcoreHumor #MetalcoreAnalysis
https://songreading.wordpress.com/2025/07/20/the-acacia-strains-inverted-person-the-apocalypse-wears-a-cell-phone-holster/

🎶 "Gwangju, we carry on your name" — but do they? Heaven Shall Burn’s “Ten Days in May” means well, but can solidarity without specificity ever be enough?
🔥 From Gwangju to Germany: What happens when metal meets memory?
#HeavenShallBurn #MetalMusic #CulturalMemory #SecondhandErudition #ProtestMusic #SouthKoreanHistory #PostcolonialCriticism #MusicAnalysis #GlobalResistance #MetalCritique #PoliticalMetal
https://songreading.wordpress.com/2025/07/09/secondhand-solidarity-heaven-shall-burns-ten-days-in-may/