Jaws but the shark wins. 🦈

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The Dark Knight but Heath Ledger lives. 😫
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Episode I: Anakin is already training under Obi-Wan. R2-D2 and C-3PO have worked together for a century by now.

Episode II: More cold calculating seething anger from Anakin. He resolutely pledges loyalty to Sidious, becomes Darth Vader, and begins his formal Sith training. He does not know Padme is pregnant.

Episode III: Order 66 has been issued. Vader hunts the Jedi. Padme goes full badass. Obi-Wan faces Vader on Mustafar.
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James Bond The Next Generation

007: Computer! Martini. Shaken. Not stirred.
Computer: I'm a replicator. I can neither shake nor stir.
007: Wait. What!?!?!?
Computer: This should not be hard to understand... I reform a cloud of various molecules into a glass with the drink already mixed in it.
007: I don't want it mixed. Or stirred. I want it SHAKEN for god's sake.
Computer: Look you halfwit - do you want the damn martini or not?
007: I guess so...
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I would bring my own hair gel.

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At the Cave of Caerbannog, I would deploy the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch immediately rather than sending in the expensive knights.

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@aka_quant_noir to mock a killing bird.

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The Empire finally corrects the issue with the Imperial Stormtrooper's laser rifle sights and the Rebels finally get dealt a bit of their own medicine.

Alternatively, a "Simpsons" episode resembling this Justice League story: a flashback set during the first season, with a bunch of first season characters (the RV salesman? The showgirl Homer got photographed with? Bart and Lisa's first season-era school friends?) uniting against some common foe.

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The after school specials are coming back!!
But this time with resources to contact if the viewer is going through the same problem.

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"The Simpsons" finally ends. The series finale ends (after the usual town-wide hijinks involving the entire main "Simpsons" cast) with the family playing "Scrabble," just like how the first regular episode "Bart the Genius" began (lo these many years ago).

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When choosing the password for the magical doorway to the mines of Moria, the dwarves would have used a longer mix of uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers, and symbols, and avoided the use of a dictionary word like "friend". And especially the elven word for friend.

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All The President's Men but with Beavis and Butthead.

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Buster Bluth is wading into the ocean for his fateful encounter with the Loose Seal when the army recruiter, trying to lure more recruits, yells out, “Bus tour!”

Buster, hearing what sounds like his name, returns to shore with both hands intact and boards the bus to enlist in the Army.

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Yes, most of my takes on this hashtag are "how to fix/end/change a bunch of comics, movies, and TV shows I don't like." Which means I could probably be on this topic all night... 😛

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Gotham City gets a number of government reforms and socialist policies (universal basic income, subsidized health care, etc.) that end up resolving two-thirds of its problems.

Arkham gets shut down; the inmates are sent to either non-1920s-era mental health facilities or (since most of the inmates don't meet any real-life definition of insanity) to actual prisons.

Bruce also seeks (non-strawman-take) counseling, which helps.

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Betty and Veronica dump Archie for good and find better (and separate) boyfriends.

Meanwhile, Midge also dumps Moose for good, having had enough of his creepy controlling behavior, plus his violent bullying toward other boys so much as blinking at her. Moose gets help for his behavior, and also quits football to avoid (further?) head injury risks (given he's already one of comics' stupidest characters...).

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