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2025-02-16

Oh, I forgot to make the joke:

Now I finished the #DarkSouls trilogy, all four of them.

(That includes #DemonsSouls.)

Technically, I can keep making that joke without going too far (Scholar of the First Sin is quite different, for example), and for a long, long time if I blur the line (remasters are not that different, or FromSoftware has had similar games since the original PlayStation).

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2025-02-09

Should I prolong my suffering/enjoyment by going into the past? Hm.

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2025-02-08

I hate that chaos-sized bed! Argh! And even the developers know what they did.

On the other hand, I just got a nice letter from the Astora’s Save Solaire organization (full name only, they don’t like their acronym). Specialists are working with him, he’s recovering nicely.

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2025-02-07

“Boss, we got complaints that the skeletons rolling around in Demon’s Souls felt silly. Broke the immersion and all that.”
“Oh, yeah?! Put them into wheels, then!”

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2025-02-07

Dark Souls is like #TheLegendOfZelda

Dark Souls is like #Castlevania

Nah! Dark Souls is like #Doom: you are running around in #HeavyMetal looking places, fighting demons, and constantly need keys.

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2025-02-07

Strangely, there are both Seath and Sif, and they are both scaleless.

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2025-02-07

The demon in Asylum was so nice that I killed it twice.

By the way, I added a #NotFullyLiveSoulsPosting hashtag, similar to #NotFullyLiveVoidPosting, so feel free to filter this nonsense out.

2025-02-07

The key to playing these types of games is knowing when to take a sip. I mean both the in-game health item and the real-life cup of whatever you are drinking.

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2025-02-07

I just spend a lot of time leveling up so I can wield *that* bow. Then I upgraded the bow and bought a lot of arrows. Then I killed the dragon. I got 10k souls and I feel nothing.

Revenge is not worth it, kids.

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2025-02-06

Hammer and Sickle, if you know what I mean, are done, baby! Now I have a L███v█████ and can w███, ho-ho-ho! I’ve kind of rushed to this point, so there’s still a ton of places to go!

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2025-02-06

Who’s Sen, and why he’s hates me?

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2025-02-06

I went to the Great Hollow and all I got was this curse.

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2025-02-05

The Depths. Why?!

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2025-02-05

I don’t know what’s remastered in this, but it still looks like a 360/PS3 game… and I love it! Take your fancy-schmancy graphics, I want to see polygons, and textures, and trees made of two sprites criss-crossing each other.

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2025-02-04

I’m grinning so much right now, I look like one of those cats, you know what cats I’m talking about.

Weird, perhaps alarming, how dark games feel very comfy to me. This, Dungeon Keeper (mastodon.online/@alsorew/11177).

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2025-02-04

One of the arguments I used to convince myself to keep playing horror games this month was that I could use this as an excuse to finally finish the fight… I mean, finish this little obscure underrated indie gem.

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Heavy gray clouds hang over dark, rugged mountains. A huge bird flies away. The subtitle below reads “…to leave the Undead Asylum, in pilgrimage…”.

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