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HeresPlanBsteveirons
2024-02-20

@Broelman : Up shit creek...

A couple sitting in their COST OF LIVING wooden dinghy in the dry darling river see the latest news [$54 NAVY SHIP SPEND]. He says to her "CALL 'EM AND ASK IF THEY'VE GOT ANY SPARE CHANGE FOR A PADDLE"
HeresPlanBsteveirons
2024-02-05

@Broelman : Vale Lowitja O'Donoghue. In today's @theTiser

She wanders off into the yellow sun still bright on a red plain, black sky: I WOULD GIVE TO THE HUMAN RACE ONLY HOPE. I AM THE WOMAN OFFERING TWO FLOWERS WHOSE ROOT ARE TWINS. JUSTICE AND HOPE HOPE AND JUSTICE LET US BEGIN... - ALICE WALKER QUOTED BY LOWITJA ODONOGHUE
HeresPlanBsteveirons
2024-02-05

@Broelman : Do you hear what I hear?...

An old couple looking on to an old yellow mechanical STAGE 3 TAX CUTS wind-up grammo fone that has all the characteristics of a Sussan Ley Phono Graph. Her horn is her mouth and teeth, her tonearm is her right arm, her needle is her right hand first finger, her plate is a gold 78, her cross-eyes are wild. He says to her: OH, SHE'S SINGING ALRIGHT - IT'S ONLY AUDIBLE TO ANYONE EARNING MORE THAN $200,000
HeresPlanBsteveirons
2024-01-09

@Broelman : A stain on Australian history

Albo is standing outside the washing room talking to a bureaucrat, who is pointing towards his employees washing papers from their rubbish bins in their washing tub and hanging them up on his washing lines to dry: SO WHY WEREN'T CABINET DOCUMENTS ON THE IRAQ WAR RELEASED? WE'RE STILL TRYING TO GET THE BLOOD-STAINS OUT
HeresPlanBsteveirons
2023-11-06

@Broelman : Reigning on my parade

We see three jockeys in their coloured uniforms racing on their horses with their named saddle blankets, (described by an upper class observer to his shiela standing over by the paddock "MORE FOREIGN FRONTRUNNERS") 1. red helmet (chinese flag) red jacket, Albo, blanket: CHINA 2. yellow white green helmet (indian flag) green yellow jacket, Dutto (n), blanket: INDIA 3. blue white helmet (israeli flag) white blue jacket, Morro (n), blanket: ISRAEL
HeresPlanBsteveirons
2023-09-27

@Broelman : Yeah nah... yeah nah... yeah nah...

VOICE: KAMAHL BACKFLIPS AGAIN The glass door of the AUSTRALIAN ELECTORAL COMMISSION shows shadows of a mob in complete disarray. The bloke outside the door is putting his red-cross in the bin and is holding green ticks. He says to his mate: THEY'RE IN A BLIND PANIC OVER HOW TO ACCEPT KAMAHL'S VOTE
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-08-28

#PeterBroelman #cartoon: Mugshot mug #auspol #TrumpMugShot #alttext

TRUMP RAKES IN MILLIONS Big fat red capped T on the fairway with his ball on a tee, his wood in hand, a smirk on his face. His attendant with a golf cap, reads from papers: GREAT NEWS - YOUR RACKETEERING MUGSHOT HAS PULLED IN ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY OFF THE JURY ...
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-08-10

#PeterBroelman #Broelman's #cartoon on #CommonwealthBank's: Losing interest #auspol broelman.files.wordpress.com/2 #alttext

Pane 1: A fat ugly capitalist is shown sitting on a huge [Commonwealth Bank logo] [$10B PROFIT] bag 5 metres high, a puff above. He says to an ordinary bloke down below: "WE KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT TOUGH" Bloke replies: "SO WHAT ABOUT YOUR MASSIVE PROFIT?" PANE 2: The capitalist (two puffs) is having a glass of shampers; says to bloke: "TOUGH"
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-07-19

#PeterBroelman #Broelman Dan's Backflip Games. My #cartoon in today's Advertiser... #auspol #CommonwealthGames2026 #alttext

BACKFLIP GAMES [VICTORIA DITCHES C'WEALTH GAMES] Dan Andrews stands on the podium holding up his flowers, his hands, and wearing three medals., The bookmakers; HE GOT GOLD, SILVER *AND* BRONZE On the side, the pig: ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET, ... NO!
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-07-09

#PeterBroelman @Broelman@ When the moon hits your eye like a big Royal Commission report... Scomo raises ire again. #auspol #robodebt
broelman.com.au/2023/07/08/whe #alttext

THIS TIME IN ITALY... We see Morrison sitting outside in his leisure chair in his Trumpet cap having his cafe this time under the -CAFFE- -CAFFE- umbrella, his bicycle leaning against the C17th wall. His team member offers him his ROBO-DEBT REPORT with the comment "IT'S ANOTHER FIRESTORM"
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-06-26

#PeterBroelman #Broelman #cartoon Meanwhile in Belarus... #auspol #alttext

NATS SPILL? Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko walks Russian mercenary boss Yevgeny Prigozhin, into his DOM MILYY DOM bedroom carrying his WAGNER briefcase following his Belarus deal. WELCOME TO YOUR NEW DIGS, MR. PRIGOZHIN THE FIRST BED IS RESERVED FOR YOU... THE SECOND IS RESERVED FOR DAVID LITTLEPROUD
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-06-05

#PeterBroelman #cartoon: Ye modus operandi #auspol #TheVoice2023 Free to subscribe theechidna.com.au #alttext

YE VOICE... The ship is parked in the bay, the boat is on the beach and three blokes have the flag of St George flying. A local go between has climbed the cliff to talk to his tribe: THEY SAID IF WE SAY ANYTHING IT WILL ONLY DIVIDE US
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-05-24

#PeterBroelman #Broelman #cartoon Cop out. Today's Echidna theechidna.com.au #auspol #NSWPolice #alttext

The NSW POLICE officer stands outside the GOLDEN PASTURES - NURSING HOME - with his booster propulsion weapon on his shoulder having just destroyed the facility. He explains to his female buddy: SOMEONE YELLED "BINGO" AND STARTLED ME
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-04-18

#PeterBroelman #Broelman #cartoon: The same ol' tune #auspol #VoiceToParliament
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Demonstrators dressed in black red yellow and carrying their VOICE placade as a sign: she says to him: WHERE HAVE WE HEARD ALL THIS FEARMONGERING BEFORE? they have just walked past a skeleton sitting in his seat still holding up his NO MABO sign
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-04-15

#PeterBroelman #Broelman #cartoon Reserve Prank #auspol #Auspol2023
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We are in the RBA board room, where two board members are discussing the news [EX-RBA BOARD MEMBER: "TERRIBLE JOB"] WE MIGHT HAVE MADE A MISTAKE WITH OUR INTEREST RATES POLICY... PEOPLE STILL HAVE MONEY
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-04-12

#PeterBroelman #Broelman #cartoon Me and my shadow in today's Echidna #auspol
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THE SHADOW INDIGENOUS AFFAIRS MINISTER Peter Dutton stands with his NO campaign badge on, casting a shadow. The shadow has a YES campaign badge & is exiting to his left.
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-04-04

#PeterBroelman #Broelman Logged out #auspol #AstonByElection #AstonVotes
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Peter Dutton his face completely devoid of thought or feeling is standing next to a [ASTON BY-ELECTION] poster which is on fire while a MSM reporter questions a log lying on the ground "SOME ARE QUESTIONING YOUR LEADERSHIP STYLE"
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-04-02

#PeterBroelman #Broelman #cartoon Pot. Kettle. Gutter. #auspol
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APRIL'S FOOL... Pauline Hanson is standing up to her neck in shit next to Mark Latham's head up to his neck in shit and a Twitter between them. THAT'S PRETTY LOW, MARK, she says.
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-03-21

#PeterBroelman #Broelman Happy anniversary #auspol #cartoon #Iraq20YearsOn #auspol #aukus
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A bloke looking at the poster in the street 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF IRAQ WAR and saying to himself WE'LL NEVER FALL FOR THAT AGAIN as he is about to be hit on the head by a bloke carrying a massive AUKUS [nuclear warning] signed submarine
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-03-16

#PeterBroelman #Broelman
Butt out of it. My #cartoon in today's Echidna #auspol
Don't forget to subscribe! theechidna.com.au #auspol
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The military leader of China sitting at his huge desk with his red button in view and the red flag & the stockpile of nuclear weapons showing behind him. An underling way down below holds up a letter: IT'S A REQUEST FROM AUSTRALIA FOR US TO HOLD OFF ON WAR UNTIL THEY'RE READY BUILDING SUBS? FINDING A NEW SUPPLIER OF UNDIES

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