Pirate autocorrect be like:
'ππ¦πππ°' β 'ππ΅πΌπ'
'π π¦π΄' β 'πππ²'
'ππΊ π£π’π₯' β 'π¦π΅πΆππ²πΏ πΊπ² ππΆπΊπ―π²πΏπ'
#PirateProblems
#PirateProblems
Me ship's log today:
9:00 - Saw a seagull
9:01 - Seagull saw my sandwich
9:02 - I no longer have a sandwich
#PirateProblems
The winner of the #PirateProblems game of #HashItOut is @KevinHuigens for this eternal question - https://genealysis.social/@KevinHuigens/111009043558462274
Of course you also gotta wonder what happens if it's early in the morning... Anyway, thanks for playing. Your toot has been linked in the #HashItOut game archive - https://www.hpkomics.com/hash-it-out-archive/
#PirateProblems #Hashitout #HashtagGame
Being mistaken for a kid.
The memes?π¦ β¨
Calico Jack was a pirate cat, and some stupid human pirated his name.πΎ
Having to buy a boat from Stan's Previously Owned Vessels.
#PirateProblems
#HashItOut
#HashtagGame
#TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland
Having to subscribe to software means you can't just distribute it underground on floppy disks anymore (there may be other issues with that anyway...). πΎ π΄ββ οΈ
Poor sense of direction.
There is never enough to eat.
#PirateProblems #Hashitout #HashtagGame
Shivering Timbers
Everybody thinks they're in charge.
That insufferable Roger guy.
No job security. The Captain lays off everyone in port and takes on a whole new crew.
Cleaning out Davie Jones' locker. Phew!
Getting caught by the authorities.
Showing up to work with your eye-patch on inside out.
The production of your short film goes so far over budget that it endangers the feature it accompanies. An ironic miscalculation of financial risk for "The Crimson Permanent Assurance."
Uber Eats doesnβt convert properly to nautical miles, support keeps saying you have a bad latitude
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