#ProgrammingFails

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-11

🤔 Ah, yes, the age-old tale of programmers ignoring warnings because who has time for that? 😅 Let’s just wait until the whole codebase combusts, then panic-solve. 📉 Apparently, foresight is as deprecated as the methods in question. 🚀
entropicthoughts.com/deprecate

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-08-27

Ah, yes, the Therac-25 incident... because who doesn't enjoy a quick jaunt down memory lane to when a software bug was (literally) a killer feature? 💀🖥️ It's like the article took a wrong turn into a time machine and forgot to get out, leaving us with a listicle more scrambled than an amateur coder's first Python script. 🙄⌨️
thedailywtf.com/articles/the-t

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-08-24

Oh, look! The pinnacle of 2016 wisdom: a page that teaches you absolutely nothing about programming or people, but excels in one thing—being consistently "Not Acceptable." 🛑🔒 Apparently, we've discovered the only resource where the server's error message is more insightful than the content itself. 😆
leftoversalad.com/c/015_progra

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-02-24

Ah, the timeless tale of "it's never the compiler's fault" 🤦‍♂️. Apparently, every single error is your fault, even when the universe conspires against you! But don't worry, just keep blaming yourself while the compiler smugly sits there 😏. Next time, try bribing it with a fish 🐟—maybe that'll help.
blog.plover.com/2017/11/12/

9Lukas5 🚂 🐧9Lukas5@mastodontech.de
2023-11-30

Bin heut auf nen #Python Schnipsel gestoßen 👀

if __name__ == '__main__':
RET = main()
try:
main()
except:
exit(1)

Aber: ich hab gleichzeitig auch gesehen, dass das betreffende Tool gerade ein grundsätzliches Refactoring bekommt und kann schon mal sagen: das wird doppelt so schnell laufen wie vorher 🙃

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