#ProgrammingNews

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-11-06

So, the "Cure" for your programming woes is here, where and have a love child that dances on the . 🎉 It's like they decided what developers really need is more dependent types and less convenience. 😅 Enjoy the 12 whole library modules, because who doesn't love a challenge? 📚👷‍♂️
cure-lang.org/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-29

⚠️ Wow, folks, it's 2025 and someone just "invented" a memory-safe C! 🚀 Because, obviously, what the programming world needed was yet another language that's safer than C but still insists on being C. Let's all rush to subscribe to .net so we can read more about reinventing wheels, one byte at a time! 🙄
lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1042938

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-22

🐢💨 Dive into the groundbreaking world of Go subtleties, where you can now *range over integers* and *rename packages*! Next week: groundbreaking discovery that water is wet. 🙄 🚀
harrisoncramer.me/15-go-sublte

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-12

👨‍💻 Oh wow, Ruby 3.5 introduces "Namespace on read"—because apparently, naming things properly was just too mainstream. 🎉 It's like they hired a committee to make reading code as much fun as deciphering Egyptian hieroglyphics in the dark. 🤷‍♂️
bugs.ruby-lang.org/issues/21311

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-03-22

🚨 Breaking news: There's a new language called , and it's about as exciting as watching paint dry in a locked room. 🎨🔒 The author spent seven minutes diving into the riveting world of "locks and leases"—because clearly, nobody has ever thought of solving mutual exclusion before. 🙄🚪👩‍💻
surfingcomplexity.blog/2025/03

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