So, the "Cure" for your programming woes is here, where #Erlang and #Idris have a love child that dances on the #BEAM. 🎉 It's like they decided what developers really need is more dependent types and less convenience. 😅 Enjoy the 12 whole library modules, because who doesn't love a challenge? 📚👷‍♂️
https://cure-lang.org/ #dependentTypes #programmingChallenges #programmingNews #HackerNews #ngated

⚠️ Wow, folks, it's 2025 and someone just "invented" a memory-safe C! 🚀 Because, obviously, what the programming world needed was yet another language that's safer than C but still insists on being C. Let's all rush to subscribe to #LWN.net so we can read more about reinventing wheels, one byte at a time! 🙄
https://lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1042938/ac9a001023324bf8/ #memorysafeC #reinventingthewheel #programmingnews #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🐢💨 Dive into the groundbreaking world of Go subtleties, where you can now *range over integers* and *rename packages*! Next week: groundbreaking discovery that water is wet. 🙄 #RevolutionaryNotReally 🚀
https://harrisoncramer.me/15-go-sublteties-you-may-not-already-know/ #GoLang #Innovations #GoSubtleties #ProgrammingNews #PackageRenaming #TechTrends #HackerNews #ngated

ClojureScript forks Google Closure to guarantee backward compatibility

https://clojurescript.org/news/2025-05-16-release

#HackerNews #ClojureScript #GoogleClosure #BackwardCompatibility #OpenSource #ProgrammingNews

👨‍💻 Oh wow, Ruby 3.5 introduces "Namespace on read"—because apparently, naming things properly was just too mainstream. 🎉 It's like they hired a committee to make reading code as much fun as deciphering Egyptian hieroglyphics in the dark. 🤷‍♂️
https://bugs.ruby-lang.org/issues/21311 #Ruby35 #NamespaceOnRead #CodeReadability #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammingNews #HackerNews #ngated

Ruby 3.5 Feature: Namespace on read

https://bugs.ruby-lang.org/issues/21311

#HackerNews #Ruby #3.5 #Namespace #RubyFeatures #RubyLang #SoftwareDevelopment #ProgrammingNews

PEP 750 – Template Strings has been accepted

https://peps.python.org/pep-0750/

#HackerNews #PEP750 #TemplateStrings #Python #PEPs #ProgrammingNews #CodeUpdates

🚨 Breaking news: There's a new language called #FizzBee, and it's about as exciting as watching paint dry in a locked room. 🎨🔒 The author spent seven minutes diving into the riveting world of "locks and leases"—because clearly, nobody has ever thought of solving mutual exclusion before. 🙄🚪👩‍💻
https://surfingcomplexity.blog/2025/03/03/locks-leases-fencing-tokens-fizzbee/ #LocksAndLeases #ProgrammingNews #TechHumor #MediocreInnovation #HackerNews #ngated