#ProgrammingNews

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-12

👨‍💻 Oh wow, Ruby 3.5 introduces "Namespace on read"—because apparently, naming things properly was just too mainstream. 🎉 It's like they hired a committee to make reading code as much fun as deciphering Egyptian hieroglyphics in the dark. 🤷‍♂️
bugs.ruby-lang.org/issues/21311

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-03-22

🚨 Breaking news: There's a new language called , and it's about as exciting as watching paint dry in a locked room. 🎨🔒 The author spent seven minutes diving into the riveting world of "locks and leases"—because clearly, nobody has ever thought of solving mutual exclusion before. 🙄🚪👩‍💻
surfingcomplexity.blog/2025/03

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