Fast Allocations in Ruby 3.5

https://railsatscale.com/2025-05-21-fast-allocations-in-ruby-3-5/

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👨‍💻 Oh wow, Ruby 3.5 introduces "Namespace on read"—because apparently, naming things properly was just too mainstream. 🎉 It's like they hired a committee to make reading code as much fun as deciphering Egyptian hieroglyphics in the dark. 🤷‍♂️
https://bugs.ruby-lang.org/issues/21311 #Ruby35 #NamespaceOnRead #CodeReadability #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammingNews #HackerNews #ngated