@stevefelten

Once upon a time I had a beloved pet frog. But after a while the frog fell ill. He became badly jaundiced, with its skin turning yellow and scaly. After it died, I wrote a farewell poem to it which I called "Goodbye, Yellow Sick Toad."

#MakeASongOrPoemRidiculous
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You are either part of the solution or precipitate.

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Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #お前の席ねえからって言われたら
9: #これ知ってる人いたらrt
8: #nbadraftlottery
7: #rogercorman
6: #muttertag
5: #caturday
4: #happymothersday
3: #mothersday
2: #punanything
1: #SilentSunday

#trendytoots 📈

What kind of toilet paper do drummers use?

*Da-bum-tish* 🥁

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#PunAnything Never moon a werewolf

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h/t Mrs. Bison

I kneed dough. 🥟💰

#PunAnything #HashTagGames

#PunAnything
Really, a knee thing?

I kneed the bread because it was wry.

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I asked the man carrying a 12-foot pole onto the bus, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”

He replied lyrically, “No, I’m a Svede, but how did you know my name vas Valter?”

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I'm sure you've heard of the insomniac dyslexic who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog?

They were afraid of eternal Dalmatian. #punanything

All my life I've tried to fit in with the herd and failed.
I'm dun.

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#HorsePuns
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#今日宇宙流行趋势

刚刚，宇宙望远镜观测到来自67颗星球的126个标签，其中新标签13个。

所有标签中，最热门的是 #caturday ，流行指数46.64。
新标签中，最热门的是 #punanything ，流行指数8.44。

流行指数计算公式为标签流行星球数与单一星球最多使用该标签的用户数的平衡结果（F1 Score）。

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#MatíasPrats

Los chistes malos de Matías Prats

@ohmrun @urlyman #punanything webdiv

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse. Contrary to widespread rumors, she is fine. Only her voice is now a bit horse.

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#PunAnything

. Pun indented

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These are all puntastic toots tonight. #punanything #HashtagGames

It's the late @madbarrister, finally joining the game.

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#HashtagGamesi

It's all fun and games until someone loses an I

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And she'll have pun, pun, pun
Til her Daddy takes her T-bird away

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