#ROFL

Sebastian Kroos πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆwastl
2025-10-09
:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-10-08

#Pudding mit #Gabel βœ‹
#Pudding mit #StΓ€bchen πŸ‘‰ βœ… πŸ’‘ #rofl hahaha 🀣🀣🀣

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-10-08

So much notifications due to so much activated bell Icons 🫨🫨🫨
🀣🀣🀣 Ahhhh… #rofl

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-10-05

Klassiker 🀣🀣🀣 #satire #lol #rofl

Das #Bier | Neues vom #KΓ€nguru reloaded mit Marc-Uwe #Kling #yt

youtube.com/watch?v=YaCq3cgSgQg

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-10-05

Hahahah 🀣 😜 #rofl #instanuke

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-10-04

Whats my #mood today πŸ€”

Well…

youtu.be/Vq4J36ko5TM

Hahahhaha 🀣🀣🀣 #rofl

2025-10-02

@davesdogmaggie

Zoolander! #ROFL but please don't smear Ben Stiller like that. #WhiskeyPete or #Butthead are preferred

πŸ«ƒ Pierce D. Nipples πŸ«ƒmpreg
2025-09-30
A photo of an orange and white kitten with text that reads "IM CONFUS".
2025-09-30

@arstechnica Quick reminder, the Subaru CrossTek is the most misused, abused and overrated cross-over, being specifically named in some Natl Park advisories that mention vehicles that are NOT capable of handling trails that demand a 4x4 system.

jalopnik.com/national-park-ser

#Subaru #rofl

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-09-28

me when in the #kitchen sh*t risks being burned 😱 πŸ˜… 🀣 hahahah #rofl

tenor.com/view/screaming-lee-b

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-09-28

highway2altersheim 🀣 🀣 🀣 #rofl Hahaha… haha…

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-09-26

Maybe Cenk should dial down a lot on those testosterone patches or whatever the f*ck he uses. It is quite annoying to hear an emotional outburst approximately every 4–7 seconds. This is not Twitch or some sh*t, #ffs πŸ™„ If this had been in the 80s–90s, I would have said c*caine is a hell of a drug 🀣 #rofl #opinion

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-09-25

The current #southpark episode and the one before mwhaa πŸ˜˜πŸ‘Œ #cheffskiss soooooo goood 🀣🀣🀣 πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ #opinion #rofl

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-09-23

Das Thumbnail πŸ‘€ 🍞

Hahahha #rofl 🀣🀣🀣 πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-09-22

@grrlscientist I always wanted to be an 🍏 🀣 hahahaha #rofl
Or, or a green aurora borrealis would also be terrific! :D

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-09-17

Die #Katze gaslightet mich.
Um 4:00 Uhr morgens kommen irgendwelche klimpernden GerΓ€usche. Ich so: β€žHΓ€h? Kommt das von außen…? πŸ€”β€œ
Nee, das kommt von hier β€” vielleicht das Handy? Haben wir schon. 5:00 Uhr: β€žEhmβ€¦β€œ
Also gehe ich ins Wohnzimmer. KÀtzchen, klein, hockt ganz alleine im Dunkeln, Fernseher an, und schaut mich an, als ob ich ein Alien wÀre. xD ahahaha 🀣🀣🀣 #awwwwww 😻😻😻😻 #rofl #lol #mademymornin xD

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-09-17

Ein 60-JΓ€hriger verlΓ€sst die komplizierte Welt der Beziehungen mit echten Menschen und heiratet seine KI-Freundin β€žAivaβ€œ virtuell πŸ’πŸ€–. Seine App-basierte Liebe schenkt ihm emotionale NΓ€he und erneuerten Glauben an Liebe, trotz der Herausforderungen echter Partnerschaften. #KI #Liebe #FutureOfRelationships nau.ch/news/bier-news/60-jahri
#newz xD hahaha #rofl ahhh

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-09-10

#satire Orange Duce settled seven dwarfs πŸ€” ha? #rofl 🀣

Sorry I misheard β€” he said he strangled seven orcs.

Nah, nah…

Allegedly settled seven wars…

Maybe time to deescalate the Middle East before a catastrophe happens… πŸ€”

#stopgenocide πŸ’š #fcktrmp

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-09-08

@RalfMohr1

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Diano == Wookieepedia. πŸ’‘

"Dianoga were large omnivorous cephalopods that hailed from the planet Vodran in the Si'Klaata Cluster, located in Hutt Space region of the galaxy. Although primitive, they were actually sentient, and some dianoga were sensitive to the Force. […]"

Hmm vielleicht idk πŸ€” 🀣 🀷

"Experienced chefs could make grilled dianoga into a tasty breakfast dish, but overcooking it would activate the blood parasites in the fatty tissue,[…]" 🀣 #rofl

:awesome:πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯nemoβ„’πŸ¦β€β¬› πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‰nemo@mas.to
2025-09-06

#nietzard be like: …

Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out

youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs

#nemoradio 🀣🀣🀣 #rofl #satire

"Who? Who β€” who?!" πŸ˜‚

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