I nip across town on the #PurpleTrain (not pictured) and end up at Paddington. I think, screw this, I’m going for an upgrade, and spin the wheel on #Seatfrog, which grabs me a first class upgrade for £34. It’s a special occasion, so yeah, let’s do it. I rinse the first class lounge of all its red wine, have a shower, and take a massive dump in their clean lavs, and then check on #RealTimeTrains. That shows the platform before it’s announced…12/n