#RuleNo1

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-06-28

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Saturday has, much like Ford Prefect once did, demanded entry, collapsed on the sofa & demanded coffee!

Making the most of the cool weather this morning, we start building to another heat wave this afternoon apparently!

No real plans for the day - we shall see what the day brings!

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

High five squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-06-23

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Monday has stormed in past the weekend like a tornado in a glass factory!

Changeable conditions here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire with the temperature back down to a much more comfortable high if 18ºC!

Nothing pressing on today so will take the day as it comes.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a close up of a squirrel standing on the edge of a wooden deck with greenery & woodland in the background.
The squirrel has a slightly bemused expression on their face.
The caption reads:”What Monday, already?”
Credit: DDG Find.
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-06-10

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Tuesday has come storming in all exhausted because it thought it missed its slot!
Bit cloudy & overcast this morning but it seems we’ve had the rain that was due & the rest of the day should be mostly dry & warmer!

Mrs S is off to the office so a peaceful day.

Struggling to get my brain in gear this morning so I guess we will deal with the day on an ad-hoc basis.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a squirrel perched on a slim branch in dense woodland. They look at us, face on, with a slight smile. The caption reads: “Happy Tuesday.”
Credit: DDG find.
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-06-02

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Monday has arrived & unpacked its suitcase. Bright & sunny now though a little windy. The outlook is for showers later - yay classic British summer!

Slightly (ahem) hooked on Cyberpunk - could this be the game to knock Fallout off the top spot in my own personal gaming charts - it’s promising so far! I found an AI powered (experimental) pistol called ‘Skippy’ yesterday - a very direct nod to the revolver with the talking dum-dum bullets Eddie uses in ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a chipmunk with its head in its paws, standing on a wooden bench. 
The caption reads: “IT CANT BE MONDAY AGAIN...
ALREADY!”
Credit: DDG find.
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-05-26

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Monday has charged in & ousted Sunday, which is a sham because I was enjoying their company enourmously!

Hey ho today is a bank holiday here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire so a day of avoiding the crowds of folk who feel the need to spend ½ the day travelling from A to B then on to the C.

The weather is classic British bank holiday weather - damp n ‘orrible.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a squirrel standing on a wooden bench with their head in their paws, seemingly in despair. The caption reads: “IT CANT BE MONDAY AGAIN... ALREADY”
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-05-18

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Sunday has sauntered in, somewhat the worse for wear with cloud covering the sky as though the sun is hiding under the duvet!
Not very warm either!

Plans for today - nah nothing so organised, I’ll take it as it comes.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a grey squirrel flooped over the arm of a wooden bench. 
The caption reads: “PLANS FOR SUNDAY?
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEM”
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-05-15

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Hey who nicked the sunshine! Thursday has dawned somewhat dull & overcast, but the sun is due to make an appearance later this morning & we should see temps get up to about 17ºc.

No real plans for today, we shall see what transpires.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a red squirrel standing looking at us from the right hand side of the frame with greenery in the background. The caption reads “ Good Morning! I think the coffee is kicking in!”
CREDIT: DDG find.
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-05-08

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Thursday thunders in shouldering Wednesday out of the way.

It’s a cloudy day here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire with temperatures not getting above about 14ºC today.

There’s talk of going to Costco today & we need to go to the tip this morning so I best get my ass into gear!

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a red squirrel standing looking at us from the right hand side of the frame with greenery in the background. The caption reads “ Good Morning! I think the coffee is kicking in!”
CREDIT: DDG find.
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-05-03

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Huzzar for Saturday!

The sun is shining, the cats are brushed & fed & my feet are only mildly cross with me!

I shall celebrate with a coffee & a determined effort to finish reading about the battle of Waterloo! (I won’t spoil it by telling y’all who won! 😜)

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a red squirrel standing on a branch in the early morning sun , a cuppa in their paws , looking happy & ready to tackle the day. The caption reads: “Good
Morning Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed Squirrel fans”

AI generated pic with help from AI whisperer @PixysJourney@beige.party
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-04-23

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Wednesday started off quite bright but has quickly gone downhill weather wise it’s now really overcast & despite the forecast for no rain today looks like it might just go ahead & rain anyway.

Can’t go shopping this morning as Mrs S has to go visit a client. Maybe tomorrow. It’s not desperate we have stuff in the freezer.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a grey squirrel popping its head between the top of 2 old wooden fence posts. The caption reads: “Happy Wednesday”.
Credit DDG find
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-04-15

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Tuesday has chased Monday behind the bins & is holding sway like they own the place!

Running a bit late today, really struggling to get my act into gear this morning.
Hoping to get a walk in once I’ve finished sippin my morning coffee.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a tubby light brown squirrel standing on a branch with their arms crossed looking slightly miffed.
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-04-03

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Thursday has arrived as Thursdays do, racing past Wednesday towards Friday.

It’s a bit dull & overcast here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire but there is a promise of better weather later & a high of 15ºC.

I’ll hopefully get out later to start cleaning up after the great gravel cleaning exercise, & then maybe spend a little more time on the NMS ‘Relics’ expedition.

Mrs S is off to take her mum to the memory clinic - so that will make 3 of our family with some form of dementia … one would feel cursed if one believed in such things. On the plus side it does mean that I will have a quiet day.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

A squirrel, with the text:

"I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps and got distracted on my way back.

I have no idea what's going on and now I have to pee."
2025-03-26

@BioGeoBryce In case of an accident with a cyclist or pedestrian, always victim blame the non-motorized transport user. #RuleNo1

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-03-19

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

I told the cats it was Hump day, they looked at me gone out & vanished! What did I say??

Glorious morning here, but cold to start off with.

One last day resting the paw … it does seem to be predominantly the right one that is playing up, but the splint seemed to help last night so hopefully I’ll be good for a last push on the gravel front tomorrow!

Gotta therapy session later too, yay.

Otherwise same old same old.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a red squirrel standing on a branch in the early morning sun , a cuppa in their paws , looking happy & ready to tackle the day. The caption reads: “Good
Morning Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed Squirrel fans”

AI generated pic with help from AI whisperer @PixysJourney@beige.party
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-03-15

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Well it’s a lovely sunny Saturday morning here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire. Although it’s flipping cold still! There’s rumours of warmer temps next week which will be very welcome!

Mrs S has gone to do the shopping & then on to see her mum, the cats are asleep upstairs after an exhausting hour or two while they had breakfast. Peace reigns!

Might get out & do some more gravel cleaning later but for now I’m finishing my coffee & enjoying the solitude.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a red squirrel standing on a tree branch holding a morning coffee, backlit by the rising sun.

Ai generated with help from @PixysJourney@beige.party
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-02-27

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

I’m reliably informed from sources outside the White House (the one in Inverness ) that it is, in fact, Thursday, not Friday as I initially thought when I woke up!

Hey ho, it’s sunny, if cold at 4.5ºC, & next doors children have finally settled down after their rambunctious activities around 7am!

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

picture a grey squirrel standing on a branch holding a cup of coffee, the caption reads “Bright n bushy tailed are we !”
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-02-23

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Sunday, chilling out & relaxing after yesterday’s exertions, it’s a wet & cooler day today so no gardening for me today!

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a red squirrel standing looking at us from the right hand side of the frame with greenery in the background. The caption reads “ Good Morning! I think the coffee is kicking in!”
CREDIT: DDG find.
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-02-20

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Thursday, named after Thor - you know dude wid a ‘ammer, besties with Iron-man.

So gotta go to the dentist in a little bit, I cracked a molar the other week on something overly crunchy so I see a filling in my future - either today or sometime soon!

No plans for the rest of the day so far. Possibly recovering from the dentist using my mouth as drilling practice!

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

A squirrel with a snow cap, tongue, looking around a brick chimney.. GOOD MORNING MY COFFEE PEEPS. Let's get this started.

Credit; Donated by one of the Peeps.
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-02-13

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Did I hear someone mention it was Thursday?
Was up late last night so slept in this morning - although I did make some progress & resisted the urge to go back to bed after breakfast!

No real plans for today - I’ll just take the day as it comes.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a grey squirrel facing us, holding a small coffee cup, the caption reads:

“Just a cup or 2 to get a jump start on all the nuts I have to deal with today!”
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy SquirrelMAJ1@beige.party
2025-01-30

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

It bright but cold here in deepest, darkes Yorkshire this morning.

I had a very disturbed night so don’t expect too much today.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a grey squirrel facing us, holding a small coffee cup, the caption reads:

“Just a cup or 2 to get a jump start on all the nuts I have to deal with today!”

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