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Diarrhea Planet Apologize for Making Good Music After Naming Their Band That
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"They love me in Cuba. It would be a friendly takeover. They already call me the best of America. In Spanish, Bae of Pigs."
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When your junior coauthor changes your two spaces after the full stop to one space.
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Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to run red light
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/danielle-smith-uses-notwithstanding-clause-to-run-red-light/
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Danielle Smith utilise la clause nonobstant pour brûler un feu rouge
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Following the confirmed death of Iran Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in U.S.-led airstrikes, observers question whether Iranâs allies will retaliate, and also whether #tRump will finally win his late fatherâs approval.
âThe Middle East is at a delicate stage right now, and the key to understanding lies in that dead father/son dynamic,â explained Dr. Norah Lombard, chair of The University of Guelphâs department of Middle East Studies and Daddy Issues.
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Vance just blocked $260 million in Medicaid funds to fight fraud, proving once again that in the GOPâs war on waste, the first casualty is always the people who actually need help.
https://polititoons.com/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=polititoons_organic
#politics #satire #humor #politicalhumor #PoliticalSatire #MedicaidMayhem #GOPPriorities
I personally was deeply appalled that there was a Polymarket betting market where people wagered on someone's death.
In unrelated news, I wonder what the oil markets are going to do tomorrow.
By 2040, Houston will have freeways with 100 lanes, and 50 of them will be closed due to construction and accidents.
Here's why rapid transit doesn't make sense.
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