#SATIRE

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2025-06-02

Don the Con

bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.

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2025-06-02

Chicken Out Lout

bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.

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2025-06-02

L. Ron Chubbard

bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.

Fake News You MissedFakeNewsYouMissed@mas.to
2025-06-02

Fake News You Missed on 1 July 2025:

#FakeNewsYouMissed #FakeNews
#Parody #Satire #Humor #ProudBoys

Fake News you missed on July 1 2025:
Headline - White House announces July 'Pride Boyz Month'
Sub-headline - Only real men can join in
Image - Enrique Tarro, former chairman of the neo-fascist Proud Boys, outside the 2025 Conservative Political Action Conference. Edited by the addition of a black banner to mask his eyes. (Gage Skidmore via Wikipedia Commons)
Fake News You MissedFakeNewsYouMissed@mas.to
2025-06-01

Fake News You Missed on 11 March 2025:

#FakeNewsYouMissed #FakeNews
#Parody #Satire #Humor #Japan #WhaleHunting

PS:
Unable to identify the artist; happy to learn the correct artist credit.

Fake News you missed on March 11 2025:
Headline - Japan declines scientific hunt for three-eyed whale seen off Fukushima
Sub-headline - We wish to consider the situation, says Fisheries Minister
Image - Blinky the three-eyed fish from "The Simpsons" re-imagined as a Japanese-style tattoo. Artist and source unknown; image uploaded to Pinterest.
45 Name an Hour45names
2025-06-01

Donald McRapesalot

bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.

Fake News You MissedFakeNewsYouMissed@mas.to
2025-06-01

Fake News You Missed on 29 January 2025:

#FakeNewsYouMissed #FakeNews
#Parody #Satire #Humor #Tourists

Fake News you missed on January 29 2025:
Headline - Excessively polite Chinese tourists often ignored
Sub-headline - We demand recognition, group leader says
Image - Three tourists, two men flanking a woman, sit on stone steps in Lijiang, Yunnan, China. (David Stanley via Flickr)
Fake News You MissedFakeNewsYouMissed@mas.to
2025-06-01
Fake News you missed on June 2 2025:
Headline - US Democrats rally in ever-tightening circles
Sub-headline - AOC: Symbolic burro should become headless pollo
Image - A cropped photo of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Senator Bernie Sanders in December 2018, with the word "crisis" behind them. The full poster read "Solving Our Climate Crisis". (Senate Democrats via Wikipedia Commons)
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2025-06-01

Schmuck à l'Orange

bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.

Fake News You MissedFakeNewsYouMissed@mas.to
2025-06-01
Fake News you missed on May 2 2025:
Headline - 300% tariff slapped on Canada wildfire smoke exports
Sub-headline - Unfair trade wind advantage the reason: White House
Image - A cropped photo of the Barrington Lake wild fires in May 2023, modified by Pierre Markuse using Copernicus Sentinel data, showing flames and long plumes of smoke streaking eastward across the lakes and greenery of Nova Scotia. (Pierre Markuse via Wikipedia Commons)
Fake News You MissedFakeNewsYouMissed@mas.to
2025-06-01

Fake News You Missed in 21 May 2025:

#FakeNewsYouMissed #FakeNews #Parody #Satire #Humor #NorthKorea

Fake News you missed on May 21 2025:
Headline - Respected leader busts a gut over damaged destroyer
Sub-headline - Missiles not warships should crash into Imperialist seas, reports KCNA
Image - Kim Jong Un, General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, in a 13 September 2023 photo posted by the Office of the President of Russia. (Office of the President of Russia, www.kremlin.ru)
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2025-06-01

Der Cheetoführer

bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.

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2025-06-01

Flag Fondler

bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.

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2025-06-01

Pissadent Chump

bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.

2025-06-01

New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my book collection TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (Trumpbert.com) most weekdays.

Also by Freeman Ng: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY, an Angel Island novel.

AngelIslandNovel.com
 
#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #biden #scottadams #cancer

45 Name an Hour45names
2025-06-01

Don the Con

bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not have humor lead to homicide.

SnowshadowII :maple:SnowshadowII@beige.party
2025-06-01

The 🧅

CUPERTINO, CA—Amidst the strain of tariffs, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced Thursday the launch of a new 7,083-piece iPhone kit. “Apple customers will have a blast soldering, polishing, and drilling as they build their very own iPhone,” Cook said in a Keynote presentation at Apple headquarters, touting the new product as an innovative, first-of-its-kind achievement and noting that the tech giant’s competitors were already scrambling to offer similar build-your-own products of their own. “Based on your level of manufacturing experience, it should take anywhere between one and four days to assemble, not counting any bathroom or sleep breaks. It’s the perfect family activity. Kids love it! It even comes with a free rock you can use to mine your own lithium.” At press time, Cook confirmed the kit was exclusively available to U.S. customers.

#USA #iphone #Satire #Tariff

theonion.com/tariff-strained-a

AZugMazugm
2025-06-01

"The day Asagraum aborted Absurd (Abortion In June)"

is a Black tribute to: Nargaroth, and the song "The day Burzum killed Mayhem"

the unlogical yet funny idea: an awesome, all female band is freeing the scene from by performing an

lyrics:
2025, a year of salvation?
Blood fills the sky
I hear the valkyries cry
The legend tells a story
Of shield maidens from the West
Who met a poor warrior
is to be misoprostolized

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2025-06-01

Needy Amin

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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.

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