#SantaListHack

Central Intelligence Agency :verified: CIA@national-defence.network
2022-12-12

The #CIA is aware of the hack by Communists against Santa’s Naughty or Nice list.

We strongly condemn this attack and will work tirelessly to bring the perpetrators to justice.

We stand with #Santa and the #NorthPole in this difficult time, and we will do everything in our power to protect the integrity of the Naughty or Nice list.

This attack is a clear violation of the #ChristmasSpirit and will not be tolerated. We will use all available resources to #investigate this matter and ensure that those responsible are held accountable for their actions.

Federal Bureau of Investigation :verified:FBI@national-defence.network
2022-12-12
Dear American people,

The #FBI is aware of the situation involving Santa's naughty and nice list being held for #ransom by the #Communists. We want to assure you that we are working closely with the @NSA and other law enforcement agencies to investigate this matter and bring those responsible to justice.

We ask for your patience and cooperation as we continue our #investigation. Please do not engage with the #hackers or pay the ransom, as this could hinder our efforts and potentially put others at risk.

If you have any information that could assist in our investigation, please contact us immediately.

Thank you for your support and understanding.

Sincerely,
The FBI

#SantaListHack
National Security Agency :verified: NSA@national-defence.network
2022-12-12
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We at the NSA are aware of the situation involving Santa's naughty and nice list being held for ransom by the Communists. We want to assure you that we are taking this matter very seriously and are working diligently to retrieve the list and bring those responsible to justice.

Please rest assured that the safety and security of the American people are our top priorities. We are confident in our ability to handle this situation and will keep you updated on any developments.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Sincerely,
The NSA

#SantaListHack #NSA #Communists #SafetyAndSecurity
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