Laissez les bon temps flapper! 💃🦩
Guess who’s strutting her feathers all the way to BSidesNOLA on May 13th?
*cough cough*

It's me. Sasha. The fabulous flamingo with opinions on SIEM configs and subpar ACLs.

While @rnbwkat untangles the sequined mess of modern Security Theater in her talk;
“Containers Won’t Fix Your Code: Unraveling the Elaborate Fabric of Security Theater”

I’ll be backstage throwing beignets at anyone who says “we fixed it with Kubernetes.” 🍩💻

#neworleans get ready. I pack light, dance hard, and debug faster than your CI pipeline.

#BSidesNOLA #SashaOnTour #cybersecurity

🦩Sasha’s World Tour Update! 🦩

G’day, flock! Sasha here, packing up her feathers and getting ready for the ultimate journey to the other side of the world! Tonight, I’m off to Sydney, where I’ll be soaking up some Aussie sunshine and maybe practicing my best kangaroo hop. 🐨🇦🇺

Then, I’m heading down to @bsidesmelbourne on Thursday for more shenanigans, security talks, and, naturally, a little flamingo dancing to keep things lively. 💃 Who’s ready to see my moves, Melbourne?

Stay tuned for all the updates (and possible jetlagged flamingo selfies)! 🌏💼 Let’s make this an adventure to remember!

#SashaOnTour #BSidesMelbourne #FlamingoGoesGlobal #BSidesChicago