#SmartHomeFail

Sinclair Tasinclairdta
2025-12-24

AI wrecked the smart home

2025's "smart" assistants chat poetry but can't flip lights or brew coffee reliably. Alexa Plus, Gemini Home—LLMs hallucinate routines, misfire automations. Old voice tech was dumb but dependable; new ones prioritize chit-chat over control.

Georgia Tech's Mark Riedl nails it: LLMs crave fuzzy language, smart homes need precision.

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Super Papá Sistemassuperpapasistemas
2025-10-17
Finder of Impossible Thingsjt_omalley@universeodon.com
2024-07-11

#Journal, Day 1574
Wednesday, 10 July 2024
Ukraine War: Day 869
Hamas-Israel War: Day 276
Mass shootings in the USA in 2024: 284

#summerheat #internetoutage
#smarthomefail #toohot #birdsofmastodon
#summercorn

Empty cob of corn on plate with remnants of butter and pepperText
2023-03-10

Created a new rule in #HomeKit today: Turn on the garden office lights when the garden office camera detects motion. Sounds great? Not really. I turn off the light remotely. Change in lighting? Camera detects motion. Lights turn on again. Repeat. #smarthome #smarthomefail

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