Lmst

🎶
rake me
rake me, again

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old love
leaves me a LOAM
there's too MULCH confusion
goin' round thru my beds

taste my BLADE, bitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOILZAi-EGc&t=22s

My goods are green
and bird and beast at play
for all things keep
this festival of May.
With fragrant odours
and with notes of cheer,
the pious earth
observes the solemn year.

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I’ll lead you down the path
There’ll be tenderness in the air
I’ll let you come just far enough
So you know I’m really there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMriDhHDB1E&t=239s
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As pretty as you are (Ooh-hoo)
You know you could have been a flower…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2RZPMo5jAs

Am I the only lawn infested with tree shoots?

Golf course with no name

Dude, close your robe when you mow the front.

'Do those croquet-hoops count as piercings?'

'If there’s noöne around with a visual cortex and cones (or equivalents), am I still green?'

#Qualia #P_Zombies

Look, I know I need a haircut but can you please keep the daisies? I like them! #SpringLawnsDeepThoughts #HashtagGames

Grass Warfare

The Golf of Grass

BREAKING: Trump issues EO outlawing grass. Says he likes plants that don’t have to be mowed. Film at 11.

Donald Trump yelling at Barron, presumably, for some reason, as if he ever needs one, on the WH lawn

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No, Bugs, you're not in Albuquerque yet. Keep diggin'.

#SpringLawnsDeepThoughts #HashtagGames I’ve seen it over and over. The early bird gets eaten. You want the worm, wait ‘til the hawks are full.