#StatlerAndWaldorf

Statler: “So, did we wipe out Iran’s nukes?” Waldorf: “Depends—are we talking facts or campaign speeches?” #Satire #Politics #IranNuclear #StatlerAndWaldorf #USPolitics #CampaignSeason #BlueskyHumor #MuppetsRoast #Geopolitics #NewsParody

2025-04-30

@Prosybris gotta love #StatlerAndWaldorf

Recently asked ChatGPT to provide some Statler & Waldorf zingers...

Waldorf: “I asked AI how to enjoy this show.”
Statler: “What’d it say?”
Waldorf: “'Error: No solution found.'”

2025-01-29

You know what would be hilarious? Pepsi making a small advertisement on .

A section where Geoff Keighley enters the scenario with a hat in a form of a giant Dorito, holding a bottle of Mountain Dew.

"Pepsi made me do this. Again. This time, to announce a game..."

Statler and Waldorf (The Muppets) roast him while at it.

NNWest 🏳️‍🌈nnwest@retro.pizza
2024-07-14
Statler and Waldorf in their box in Muppet Theater.
Top Panel:
This website is awful!
Terrible and disgusting!
Bottom Panel:
Off to the next post?
Of course!
Long Lost Friend StudioLLFStudio@mastodon.art
2023-10-20

Waldorf & Statler, Days 19 & 20 of Muppetober!
Vince’s inks at @vincedorse
The one-minute process shorts are up on YouTube.

#Muppets #Muppetober #StatlerAndWaldorf #ink #MuppetShow #watercolor

Ink and watercolor drawing of Waldorf and Statler of The Muppet Show.
RamenCatholic 🐢🌈RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-09-30
2023-05-21

Okay, talking with @adhdeanasl about this idea and after going back & forth with jokes about Statler & Waldorf I think the greatest idea emerged.

Statler & Waldorf just watching movies & making fun of them, MST3K style.

Come on, Disney. Make this happen.

#TheMuppets #Silly #StatlerAndWaldorf

2023-03-09

I'm trying to imagine the conversation these two #MourningDoves are having while they watch the riot of red-wings, starlings, sparrows, and quail flocking around the feeder below them.

#BackyardBirds #Oregon #StatlerAndWaldorf

Photo of a pair of mourning doves--lovely pigeons with warm grey-brown feathers marked by dark spots on the wings--perched, feathers fluffed up for warmth, in the branches of a bare plum tree. Their eyes, ringed with blue, and bills are trained forward as though they are both studying a scene intently and about to comment on it.

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