Muito legal o nhoque que é uma comida metalinguística: o nome é a onomatopeia do barulho que faz equanto você está comendo, nhoc, nhoc, nhoc :blobcathungry:

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Any number of legs >> any numbers of wheels.

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Uma tabacuda incomoda muita gente, duas tabacudas incomodam, incomodam muito mais #subtoot

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So much for safe spaces.

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Congratulations. You have humanized the lower class.

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It's really kind of weird just how much money we're now supposed to cough up defending ourselves from 'our democratically elected government' isn't it?

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I don't want to be that dick but changing genders has nothing to do with homosexuality. #subtoot #ButNicely

Earlier this morning I saw a toot that discussed secondary boob. After a reply I made someone asked if I was suggesting I might be her secondary boob.

A lay this year old texting evidence at the court.

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demonstração de afeto espontâneo pra mim é surreal de bom. e eu tenho uma péssima autoestima (ah, vá), então imaginar alguém lembrando que eu existo sem eu ter interagido com elu e sentindo vontade da minha presença (me ligando) me derrete que nem manteiga ​:ablobmeltsoblove:​

I can already Cassandra everything myself, thanks.

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Minor rant: I've finally decided to block one big-name account, which often posts useful information, when the guy can't be bothered to ever use alt text. The annoyance factor just got to be too much. Filtering out his handle and name, too.

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Move passif agressif du soir :
Quand un nouveau mastonaute me parle pour la première fois, deux fois dans la même journée sous deux pouet différents, pour me dire , la première fois que lui quand même il est ni de droite ni de gauche (il mets même "apolitique" dans sa bio), puis me dire sous le second pouet que lui le capitalisme ça ne lui semble pas être vraiment le problème :
Déso pas déso : je ne réponds pas je bloque direct. Pour son bien. Et ma santé mentale.

#MaLifeSurMasto
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Please just ask nicely rather than with a condescending tone

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My brother in Christ
Oh you sweet summer child
Read that again
Let that sink in

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Supply chain. #subtoot

Digitar com todos os dedos é uma máfia da indústria da informática para vender teclados com várias teclas :epifania:

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I'm thinking many of my biggest problems in life have come from either (a) not knowing when to let go or (b) not knowing when to hold on.

My calibration of these things is pretty awful, really.

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I don't like to block or mute people, so if you're going to ask me for money, please don't lead with that. Say hello or something.
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Em mais um episódio de Mossoró Aesthetics: poesia
Um dos maiores poetas brasileiros é mossoroense e um dos seus poemas retrata uma Mossoró saudosa se transformando numa "cidade grande". Faz referência ao carro do sorvete e a tapioca do Pépe, quem viveu sabe.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqcBXcyu4NY