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Things rich people will go into politics for:
- Increasing their own wealth

Things rich people will not go into politics for:
- Anything else

The "Good Guy With A Billion Dollars" is even more of a myth than that gun thing.

I know you're being metaphorical* when you say "Burn it all to the ground." But what's the metaphorical carbon footprint of that action?

*mostly

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The head of human resources at Astronomer might have some work to resolve the potential lawsuit... wtr to the CEO.

Oh wait. Nevermind.

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Nullifying the will/choice of voters isn't always a bad thing. Civil rights protections for many different marginalized groups have generally not been popular with majorities of voters when they've been instituted. If that is left up to a majority vote, the bigoted majority usually reaches for violence and abuse as their go-to electoral preferences.

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Fuckin Walgreens

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If you are ever facing a Swedish or English firing squad, stand in front of the gun. They are bound to miss.

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Meine Fresse, dann macht den Laden doch einfach dicht.
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Don't want to pay for [INSERT NAME OF STREAMING SERVICE OR CABLE CHANNEL HERE]? Now you can pirate their content directly from the internet the way Almighty Ba'al intended.

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Seriously, ask me how. I am possessed of the old magics, the ones we lost when "streaming" became a thing. Not only that, I'm not guilty about it at all. I'm far too busy surviving to give a fuck anymore. I will share this eldritch arcana with you because the world is a garbage fire and none of us are going to make it out alive. You shouldn't give your money to Netflix or Disney or HBO. Ever.

I'm not philosophical about this. I genuinely am out of fucks to give about piracy and I want you to have my knowledge at rock-bottom prices ($0.00 is pretty rock-bottom).

If you lurch awkwardly into my mentions to tell me that I'm a bad person who is stealing money from your children's mouths, you should know that the CEO of Disney made a shit-ton of money last year. Argue with him.

Anyone know where I can find luchadora masks that look like a wren and a kestrel?

Asking for a friend.

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Eu e minguel desmontamos o mito do macho alfa em alguns toots, precisou nem muito estudo :ablobcool: :ablobcool:

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