When the toppings on your ice cream aren’t crunchy or chewy it’s a #SilentSundae
SCNR
#SundayPunday
comfortably numb
they’re sat there in their corner
sucking their wee thumb
#TheRoyalTheir
#TheRoyalWee
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#SundayPunday
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Sunday Punday
#SundayPunday #NationalButtonDay I was really scared when mixing the audio on my first podcast. I looked down asked, ‘What are all these buttons for?’The senior tech said, ‘They keep your shirt closed.’
Sunday Punday
Probably the scariest things to read in braille is "DO NOT TOUCH" #SundayPunday
Sunday Punday
The server was in a foul mood, which sparked a dispute in the restaurant kitchen and delayed the customers’ roast. Unwilling to explain the situation to the table, he simply gave them the cold shoulder. #SundayPunday #lunchpun
Sunday Punday
Back in school some buddies started a band and called it ‘Books’ — so no one could judge them by their covers. #SundayPunday #lunchpun
Sunday Punday
…then my hands started twitching. My fingernails turned into sharp talons, my palms grew thick, hairy, and tough. I closed my eyes, took a deep breath — and the feeling passed. I just had two paws for a moment… #SundayPunday #lunchpun
Sunday Punday
The circus has a bonus petting zoo with goats and sheep. I am having a great time time when…EARTHQUAKE!! OMG IT’S CHAOS!!! How will I get out of here? Clowns to the left of me, elephants to the right… Here I am, stuck in the middle with ewes. #SundayPunday #lunchpun
Sunday Punday
My friend hired a singing judge for his wedding after hearing him cover John Legend in court. But at the reception, his original songs were awful—proving you should never book a judge by his covers. #SundayPunday #lunchpun
Sunday Punday
Josh was using live worms and kept reeling in fish, while his buddy struggled with a lure.Frustrated, his buddy kept switching lures, but nothing worked.Josh kept landing fish after fish.Eventually, his buddy realized—good things come to those who bait. #SundayPunday #lunchpun
A day early, but only so I can post it as a #SundayPunday. 😁
Sunday Punday
Before Shakespeare became a writer, he was a skilled sketch artist. His early sonnets weren’t accepted—critics always told him, “Go back to the drawing bard!” #SundayPunday #lunchpun
Sunday Punday
The Spanish magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…” and then disappeared without a tres. #SundayPunday #lunchpun
Ha!😂 A total steal from friend and fellow author Shana Galen...
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