Lmst

@MelissaBearTrix Well, someone simply has to do it!

Greg! The Stop Sign!!! 😱

I learned a new word, scopophobia. #Tism #neurodiverse www.tranceformpsychology.com/phobias/scop...

Scopophobia

Hosts: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #omen
Song: (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River
By: #TISM
Link: https://tism-this-is-serious-mum.bandcamp.com/track/he-ll-never-be-an-ol-man-river

In 1995 TISM released this song & Michael Jackson died of a drug overdose in 2009. Prophetic, a sign or an omen?

🎶 I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
I injected some of Hendrix's junk
I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane
Mama Cass's sandwich, I ate the same
...
Where'll I get my next drug action?
Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson 🎶

The cover of the TISM album "Machiavelli and the 4 Seasons" in which 6 men, the Hollywood Argyles are dressed in very 1950's outfits,

#AlternateFridayMusic 🎉

Hosts: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #karate
Song: Come Back DJ Your Your Record is Scratched
By: #TISM
Link: https://youtu.be/lqE7qMMjgMU

BIG Carl Douglas sample: criteria met 😀

🎶 Come back DJ
They'll suss why you came
Double-decking in the cubicle
With DJ underage
...
Hurry, put your cans back on
They've started lobbing theirs
I think De Rigueurmortis
Has started setting in
...
But you're still out the back
With some private school girl
Doing blow with slim boy's fat 🎶

1/3

@electric_gumball @MarkIngs @bborn I just realised that it's not often that #TISM are the soft start 🤣

Hey! It's #AlternateFridayMusic 🎉

Hosts: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #jerk
Song: Most of us are nice!
By: #TISM
Link: https://soundcloud.com/craige-889639337/13-most-of-us-are-nice

🎶 Dylan Thomas was a piss head
Jackson Pollock was a prick
Norman Mailer hates women
It's an end of season trip

Heroes seem so from a far
But if you meet 'em you'll think twice
Genius is different from the rest of us
Most Of Us Are Nice! 🎶

1/3

The cover of the TISM album "De Rigueurmortis" on which the background is a purple to light blue gradfient. The band's name name and album title are down in blue, green and yellow hues in style that is reminiscent of late 20th century psychedelic styles.

Tom Lehrer's "I Got It From Agnes" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6qFG0uop9k) is the 1960s version of TISM's "I Rooted a Girl Who Rooted a Guy Who Rooted Shane Crawford" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IXyDhR5xxQ)
#TomLehrer #TISM

It's still #FortnightFridayMusic 🎉

Hosts: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #terror
Song: Schoolies Week
By: #TISM
Link: https://youtu.be/whcpgF6aEA0

🎶 Lucifer's got issues with paradise
So he blocked the view with miles of high-rise
Car yards far as the eye can see
& a million teens who think they're free
Devil don't need fire & brimstone
His place is full of kids with mobile phones
You still get weeping & gnashing teeth
But that's just bad 'E' & too much lemon Ruski
In hell it's always
Schoolies Week 🎶

Hey! It's #FortnightFridayMusic 🎉

Hosts: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #utopia
Song: Opposite Day
By: #TISM
Link: https://youtu.be/EZg9DCunHEk

🎶 Husbands sat in discrete cafes
And flirted with their wives
"I'll give you head," all girlfriends said
"Don't worry," said the guys
...
The teachers' faces paled
They wouldn't have been in trouble
With a cop from New South Wales
"I'm taking you back home right now
Don't dare not call me pig
And you can explain why you were caught
Drug-free to your kids" 🎶

The cover of www.tism.wanker.com by TISM which is a black and white photo of a band member in a balaclava with the only colour provided by his blues eyes.

A photo of the bonus disk which looks like a blank CDR and it has:

Att: Shock Records Faulty Pressing Do Not Manufacture

written on it.

Hey! It's #AlternateFridayMusic 🎉

Hosted By: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #Denial
Submission: Denial Works for Me
By: #TISM
Song Link: https://tism-this-is-serious-mum.bandcamp.com/track/denial-works-for-me

(Trippy, fun fan video: https://youtu.be/zPsygsZvtj0)

🎶 Life is full of problems and here's the remedy
Denial works for me
There's a freight train coming loaded with anxiety
You're tied to the tracks, don't worry (Denial works for me)
Why put off till tomorrow, responsibilities
They'll just come back to haunt you (Ignore them totally) 🎶

The cover of the TISM album "www.wanker.com" which features band member Ron (Hitler) Barassi in black balaclava with artificially enhanced blue eyes.

Now playing...

:gregthestopsign:

#TISM

Oh, a rock band blending pop and psychedelia with traditional instrumentation?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijx_tT5lCDY

#TISM #HeroesAreBornToGiveUsHope

This book exists on my phone….. I should get it off there

#tism

Hey! It's still #AlternateFridayMusic 🎉

Hosted By: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #Battery
Submission: Julius Seizure (Act III Scene II Verses 73-118)
By: #TISM
Submitted by: @craige
Song Link: https://youtu.be/UwTNHWAp0ow

🎶... Who'd flatten you with mindless glee when they got really newted.
Behind the bottleshop you'd see the roughest justice done:
Yeah, it was assault and battery - but with a sense of fun,
And a drink together after, when the ambulance had come... 🎶

Double TISM week, lucky you.

A blank CD with black marker writing that says:

"Att: Shock Records
Faulty Pressing
Do Not Manufacture"

Some bonus lyrics:

🎶 You know what killed the Anzacs? It weren't the fucking Turks,
It was the Australians coming after them talking up the perks
Of fucking multi-skilling and how the Internet fucking works
So give me back the good old days, though I know they really stank,

When everyone could seem to tell when you were talking wank,

And we didn't all have to go around pretending to be Yanks.

Give us back those great ideas that made this nation free,

Like the end of season footy trip, and inefficiency,

And if they aren't part of freedom - well, who gives a fuck? Not me.

Why find voice now at this stage, when silence was just fine?

Why learn to talk in coffee shops? It's a fucking wank, for mine.

Coathanger one of these effete guys, next thing you know he's cryin'.

The one thing good 'bout dumbing down is you're not so fucking smart;

I thought Australia was the country that had a silent heart -

It's time we just shutfuckingup. I know what. I'll start. 🎶

Hey! It's #AlternateFridayMusic 🎉

Hosted By: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #Battery
Submission: The Song of the Quarter-Time Siren (Car Battery)
By: #TISM
Submitted by: @craige
Song Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U3vuL9fYJGM

Someone's left their lights on in the car park of love.
...
Now it's advertisements, and pop videos will whine –
We can't afford the beauty of a silent quarter time! –
So, returning to our cars, just like lives and years,
We turn the key, only to find the love has disappeared."

In white balaclavas against a white background the members of TISM make an untended and forlorn critique of the white middle aged male body.

Hey! It's still #AlternateFridayMusic 🎉

Hosted By: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #Asylum
Submission: Life Kills
By: #TISM
Submitted by: @craige
Song Link: https://archive.org/details/TISM_on_The_Big_Gig_-_Life_Kills_ABC_TV_30_10_90

Full version: https://youtu.be/QexMl-MFalE

🎶 Being healthy, it's carcinogenic
And life's a game show called It's Epidemic
Why aren't crocodiles vegetarian?
How come Atilla wasn't a honey?
Why didn't Hitler stay a librarian?
Why don't people find rock bands funny?
...
You want asylum? Instead, you end up in one 🎶

#ausMusic

The cover the of the TISM album, Hot Dogma, which features Chinese communists waving copies of the "little red book" in blue and green workers uniforms while behind them yellow flags with a red "TISM" are flying where the Chinese communist flag would ordinarily be.

The Daily #Tism - news by and for #autistic people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX9aTj27xTA
#comedy #satire #news #autism

"Tradies get the Ladies" #TISM

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-19/ashgrove-house-collapse-woman-rescued/104747500

21 years ago I bought my then 5 year old son a #TISM t-shirt (that was only being sold in children's sizes) that had the lyrics to "All Homeboys are Dickheads" written on it.

"Oh what a beautiful shirt, what do those words say?... why would you put that on a child?!?"

...because it's funny. He loved that shirt, though didn't get the joke back then of course.

He gets it now and here he is at 26, wearing the shirt I bought at the last gig and holding the one from 21 years ago 🎉

Hey! It's #FortnightFridayMusic 🎉

Hosted By: @MarkIngs @bborn
Subject: #Baby
Submission: (He'll Never Be An) Ol Man River
By: #TISM
Submitted by: @craige
Song Link: https://tism-this-is-serious-mum.bandcamp.com/album/machiavelli-and-the-four-seasons

Technically, this song is listed on side 1 of the album as:

1. I Love You Baby
remaining tracks listed as:

2. You and Me, Baby Love
3. Baby, I Love You
4. Love: Baby-You
5. It's You I Love, Baby

+5 more tracks named like this - see the artwork

On traditional Greek instruments:
https://youtu.be/Ijx_tT5lCDY

#TISM

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