The Swamps of Sadness had mud not quicksand #TMYK

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it4vfrn3hgrb3hsvvwfltqqa/post/3lpu3vs7dzc2r

Confession: it took me a couple of times overhearing the term "deadly Beef Wellington lunch" on the news before I realized that the phrase was not a descriptor of Beef Wellington lunches in general and any of their intrinsic properties, but instead a reference to one particular incident. #TMYK

I live to learn things and improve my vocabulary. Today I learned of the word "caucasity". As in, if a white person posts ludicrous statement X, the only proper response is to comment on "the caucasity of X".
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Every car is a self-driving car if you let go of the wheel and don't care about the destination.

#tmyk

The Venn diagram of people who are against pronouns but for proverbs is nearly a circle #tmyk

It's called "Tetris" because it is inspired to Tetra fish because they have different colors and grow to fit their tank.

#funfact #tmyk

@linker3000 And here I tend to get into reboot loops on Monday...

#TMYK

Something y'all youngbloods need to understand is that you better be getting your love in while you can, because nobody wants fifty-year-old dick.

Except other fifty-year-old dicks.

Fact.

#lifeadvice #tmyk #nsfw

Wild, all these years I thought the original James Bond producer Albert Broccoli just had a funny name … turns out his family INVENTED the vegetable in Italy by crossing cauliflower with rabe, immigrated to America at the turn of the century, and made their money growing and selling broccoli 🤯 #tmyk

Here's your reminder to clean out your earbuds charger. It smells like cheese.

#fyi #tmyk

The German for “bad take” is “Griff ins Klo”, which translates as “grabbing something from the toilet bowl”. #tmyk

@feliks @lowqualityfacts #TMYK

may have to add "coup" to the filter list because i am sick of that over-dramatic shit people post.

it's not a coup; he won. it sucks, but he won. anyone working for him he is allowing to work for him. he is permitting all of it.

it's not a coup and i'll throw that one on my "insta-mute" list.

just say "tyrannical fascist leadership" or something. you get to have your internet points but also remain accurate.

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I had no idea Canada was 2.5x as bad ass as China. #TMYK

@hareldan @cgpgrey #tmyk

Today’s TIL is a doozie.

Apparently there are crocodiles native to the U.S. A formerly endangered species of crocs which coexist with alligators in Florida have been downgraded to threatened thanks in part to a nuclear power plant. 🤯

Check it out.

https://youtu.be/EPeT3LMU_BQ?si=mastodon

#TMYK #TIL #TMYK365 #conservation #crocodile #alligator #wildlife #SuccessStories #PBSterra #PublicMedia

Good nerds use their powers to make entertaining blockbuster trades well before the deadline.

Bad nerds abandon fact checking and content moderation in search of please like me points #tmyk

Yesterday I learned that Snoopy isn’t part of the evil mouse empire. And that makes me very happy. Apple TV has licensed the rights to Snoopy TV/movies… For now. But the brand itself has multiple owners, with 20% owned by the Schultz family.

#TMYK #TIL #TMYK365 #Snoopy #MouseCorp

TIL “Bombogenesis” is not the name of a new Sega console.

#TMYK

“Bombogenesis is a meteorological term when the mid-latitude storm undergoes a rapid intensification with at least 24 mbar of central pressure drop in 24 hours.”

Today I learned all about Cara Cara Oranges. From what I gather, they are winter season oranges and folks really like them. I guess I never really bothered to differentiate between orange varieties until today. Except mandarin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cara_cara_navel #TMYK #TIL #TMYK365