@wood5y English Whiskey?
#ThanksbutNoThanks,
I'll stick to Scotch.

“Hey, Scott! Thanks for your interest in (ThisRole) at (ThatCompany). This is just a friendly reminder that you have 3 days left to complete your AI interview…” 😴 #ThanksButNoThanks #RedFlag #DealBreaker #SendAHuman #RespectMyTime #SorryNotSorry #EarlyRetirement

I'm holding a grudge.

Nothing against the amazing athletes but I'm not going to watch as a couple of cowed billionaires turn them into show-ponies to entertain a felon and serial sex-offender. That it's being broadcast by his media lap-dog Fox is just sticking a finger in my eye.

I think I can find better ways to spend my afternoon. Maybe I'll yell at clouds. ☁️ 🤔

#ThanksButNoThanks
#superb_owl_sunday

You know we've had an influx from other networks again when you get a follow request from an account that just posts the more cheesy of "inspirational" mantras.
Each to their own but have a word with yourself.
#SocialMedia #ThanksButNoThanks #HardNo

Driving in the dark and snow last night, see a flashing arrow sign I’ve never noticed before, advertising a bar I’m pretty sure was not there the last time I drove through. Across from the local cemetery.
Yeah that’s going to be a no from me. 😅
#ThatsSomeFaeShit #ThanksButNoThanks

#thanksbutnothanks

TIL that there is such a thing as a beef liver smoothie.

#ThanksButNoThanks

I don't think I'll miss this "present" from Bobbie the cat when my next door neighbour comes out of her 14 week stay in hospital. I just feed you, Bobbie, I don't require gifts! Cuddles are enough. #DeadMouse #ThanksButNoThanks #BeAGoodNeighbour

"Hello shopper, remember when our computer network got hacked and your credit card information was exploited? Yea, I'm gonna have to just scan your government ID into this very same computer system to verify your ID!" #target #thanksbutnothanks🤨

Hello. AI just made this for me. I don't want it. #SuperParrot #AI #ThanksButNoThanks

- declaring she and other #zealot #moms will "protect the #innocence of our #children" from #history, #empathy, #masks, #books, #rainbows, #immigrants, #black #people and sweet Jesus #male #seahorses #givingbirth by electing her #loathsome #partnerincrime to "do for #America what he did for us in #Florida." #ThanksButNoThanks.

So #meta 's #instagram 's #treadsapp (fediverse compatible Twitter clone) is as privacy-intrusive as you'd expect. I'll stick to #Mastodon - #thankyouverymuch #thanksbutnothanks

source: https://social.heise.de/users/vowe/statuses/110655159261864491

@steipete reading between the lines they admit to teams competing against each other for kpi at the expense of the entire app becoming a hog?

#ThanksButNoThanks

@JonnElledge Also, pretty sure that upkeep on a Tesla phone would require periodic drawings of pentagrams and tribute to the forces of Darkness. #ThanksbutNoThanks

Can we get a ban on those robotic-yet-human voice overs happening on most SoMe platforms?!

I’m especially keen to see the ban take affect on videos of dogs! I LOVE dogs, but I now HATE voiceover #thanksbutnothanks

So @Twitch@twitter.com comes to @Nintendo@twitter.com #switch but tot cannot stream your Gameplay #thanksbutnothanks