Please… let me breathe first.

#OfficeMood #MondayVibes #WorkMemes #Relatable #OfficeLife #TooEarly #NotAMorningPerson #WorkHumor #CorporateLife #Mood

2am. I have woken up suddenly with a craving for fried bread😂

#2ambrain #cravings #whyamiawake #tooearly #dontwanttowakeup

A quotation from Diogenes Laertius

Let no one delay to study philosophy while he is young, and when he is old let him not become weary of the study; for no man can ever find the time unsuitable or too late to study the health of his soul. And he who asserts either that it is not yet time to philosophize, or that the hour is passed, is like a man who should say that the time is not yet come to be happy, or that it is too late.
 
[Μήτε νέος τις ὢν μελλέτω φιλοσοφεῖν, μήτε γέρων ὑπάρχων κοπιάτω φιλοσοφῶν: οὔτε γὰρ ἄωρος οὐδείς ἐστιν οὔτε πάρωρος πρὸς τὸ κατὰ ψυχὴν ὑγιαῖνον. ὁ δὲ λέγων ἢ μήπω τοῦ φιλοσοφεῖν ὑπάρχειν ἢ παρεληλυθέναι τὴν ὥραν ὅμοιός ἐστι τῷ λέγοντι πρὸς εὐδαιμονίαν ἢ μήπω παρεῖναι τὴν ὥραν ἢ μηκέτι εἶναι τὴν ὥραν.]

Diogenes Laërtius (fl. 3rd C AD) Greek biographer [Διογένης Λαέρτιος]
Lives and Opinions of Eminent Philosophers, Book 10, “Epicurus,” sec. 122 (3rd C AD) [tr. Yonge (1915), ch. 27]

More info about (and translations of) this quote: wist.info/diogenes-laertius/80…

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Oh ffs … 🤦🏻‍♂️

#boxingDaySales #tooEarly

ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING CHRISTMAS YET, YOU GODSDAMNED SOULLESS CORPORATE FUCKS!!! #tooearly #christmas #valentinesday

Mochi is NOT ready for #mondog. Make that two of us. #mochislifeishard #mastodog #dogsofmastodon #tooearly

I just did the online grocery order and noticed that Woolworths have already added a bit of holly to their logo 👀

#TooEarly

Before we take all these asshats to ICC for war crimes, we are going to need some land to keep them ... I vote for annexing a part of Israel, you know we could keep taking more land too as we need

#joke #PoorTasteJoke #TooEarly

Hugz & xXx

Watching a colleague doing Python coding with nano and gpt. #tooEarly #tired #why

Early morning phone calls with my baby are always fun especially when he's hyper at 5:31 am
@Willpogor

#tooearly
#coffee
#pothead
#iloveyou
#imissyou

And in today's episode of Why Did I Have to Get Up That Early, my dad had is biannual bladder check. Still cancer free and living his best life at 93. God help us all.

#WritersLife #Writing #TooEarly

On my way to drupaljam, hope to talk to lots of people there today. #tooearly

It’s too early to be awaken yet… And here am I, up since 6 am…
#sleepy #morning #tooearly

#38c3 #tooearly but empty halls are also nice

With Thanksgiving in the rear view, Raven & Luka are wondering when the presents show up.

I don’t know if it will stay around, but #Kalamazoo is starting the holiday season off with a nice cover of snow.

#DogsOfMastodon #Keeshond #TooEarly

@codepo8 Great! Now, when asked for a meeting before 10am, I can simply reply with this URL:
https://httpstat.us/425
#statuscode #tooearly 🤭

#httpstatus #http #http_statuscode #https

My niece just posted a picture of her Christmas Tree.

Checks date.

I can now legally disown her I take it?

#TooEarly

Omg. The Christmas music is on already. #tooearly