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Here's a #joke: Unfortunately, I don't think I can own any #Mac because I'll eat it. I can guarantee it'll be gone in a day because I eat #apples daily :(

I bought a new hoover today,
Plugged it in in the usual way,
Switched it on; what a din;
It sucked everything in,
Now I'm homeless and no place to stay

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is a really interesting fan made game based on Destiny

#Metroid #MetroidPrime4 #Destiny #Joke #DontHitMe #Gaming #nintendo

Can you buy a ticket today for a trip to the Moon?

No, the moon is full right now.

#joke

There once was a plumber named Lee
Who was 'plumbing' his wife by the sea.
She said, 'Stop your plumbing,
I hear someone coming!'
He said, 'Yes I know dear, it's me

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Stepping On The Roofs in Montpellier
#Oil on #canvas, 60 x 50 cm
www.jurakuba.com
#crow #art #birds #bird #arte #painting #paintings #cityscape #city #town #humor #humour #artist #joke #funny #fun #comedy #montpellier #france #roofs #roof #red #black

A painting of a crow walking on the roof in Montpellier, France by Jura Kuba Art. Oil on stretched canvas, 60 x 50 cm. Sides are painted. Ready to hang. Original animal art for sale.

There was a young girl of Samoa
Who plugged up herself with a boa.
This strange contraceptive
Was very deceptive
To all but the spermatozoa

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Connerie No. 9210

https://onjase.quebec/display/3e11eb70-1969-31f2-6d16-71a855783876

There was a young girl of Darjeeling
Who could dance with such exquisite feeling
There was never a sound
For miles around
Except fly-buttons hitting the ceiling

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Ethnologists up with the Sioux
Wired home for two punts, one canoe.
The answer next day
Said, 'Girls on the way,
But what in the hell's a panoe

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟭𝟱’ 🍰

Dammit, Lydia.

#webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist

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While standing on a lookout point of the Grand Canyon, a woman asks her husband: “HONEY, DOES THIS GRAND CANYON MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?”
The husband throws his hands up in defeat and sighs: “LYDIA, WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS!”

There was an old lady from Kent
To the football game she went
As she sat on the goal
and opened her hole
Guess where the football went

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

Are the Moon and Earth good friends?

Yes, they’ve been going around together for years.

#joke

"Struggling to stay awake in a meeting? Here’s what to do"

Someone needs to send this link to the White House. 😁

https://us.cnn.com/2025/12/03/health/how-to-stay-awake-in-meetings-wellness

#sleep #meetings #health #joke

"Killing civilians only became a problem, because you journalists would not sign the document demanding you only report the news Pete Hegseth approves! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!"

— The fascist regime.

#joke