"I feel like my mouth used to hurt after or something." - REGINA DELLEA, The Incredible Shrinking Cap’n, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #ReginaDellea

"Finally she found the right listing, but once she clicked through, it was gone." - ADRIANNE JEFFRIES, What To Do With Fake Money, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #AdrianneJeffries

"That was the answer on the back of the Trivial Pursuit card." - ADRIANNE JEFFRIES, Lou Pearlman Tried to Send a Boy Band to Space, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #NationalTriviaDay #AdrianneJeffries

"It's a straw with square edges, basically." - JOHN LAGOMARSINO, What Happened To the McFlurry?, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #mcflurry #DrinkingStrawDay #JohnLagomarsino

"I was always more of a Calvin and Hobbes kinda guy, but now I feel like I'm more of a Peanuts kinda guy." - ADRIANNE JEFFRIES, The Most Popular Snoopy Quote in Japan, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #AdrianneJeffries

"This thing's funny." - BILLY DISNEY, The Guacfather, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #BillyDisney

"You know, it's Pizza Hut." - ROLANDO PUJOL, 2-for-1: Pursuit and Pizza, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #NationalFastFoodDay #RolandoPujol

"Oh my gosh!" - ADRIANNE JEFFRIES, How Far Is Tattoo Far: Real or Fake?, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #AdrianneJeffries

"It's really circuitous." - ADRIANNE JEFFRIES, How Cool Ranch Doritos Got Cooler, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #AdrianneJeffries

"So much wood grain." - JOHN LAGOMARSINO, 2-for-1: Pursuit and Pizza, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #JohnLagomarsino

"And those guys ended up being Michael Johnson and his best friend Patrick Kane." - ADRIANNE JEFFRIES, Lou Pearlman Tried to Send a Boy Band to Space, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #AdrianneJeffries

"I'm the widow of Charles Schulz." - JEANIE SCHULZ, The Most Popular Snoopy Quote in Japan, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #InternationalWidowsDay #JeanieSchulz

"Well for me it's definitely less than a year, but I just want you all to go ahead now and open it up and pour yourself some Cap'n Crunch." - BILLY DISNEY, The Incredible Shrinking Cap’n, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #BillyDisney

"This cheese doesn't look right to me." - JOHN LAGOMARSINO, 43 Years in Biscuitville, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #NationalCheeseDay #JohnLagomarsino

"But that was 14 years ago, and like Adrianne said, things have gotten a lot more hectic for someone working at McDonald's." - JOHN LAGOMARSINO, What Happened To the McFlurry?, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #mcflurry #McDonaldsDay #JohnLagomarsino

"I think this is my ASMR!" - BILLY DISNEY, What To Do With Fake Money, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #InternationalASMRDay #BillyDisney

"I do love how '80s this whole story is!" - JESS, The Case of the Blah Blah Blahs, Underunderstood #Underunderstood

"It's a big diamond ring." - JOHN LAGOMARSINO, How Far Is Tattoo Far: Real or Fake?, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #NationalJewelDay #JohnLagomarsino

"I ate some Doritos and then I tried to talk to Frito-Lay directly!" - JOHN LAGOMARSINO, How Cool Ranch Doritos Got Cooler, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #NationalTortillaChipDay #JohnLagomarsino

"And this is a modern bag of Cool Ranch Doritos." - JOHN LAGOMARSINO, How Cool Ranch Doritos Got Cooler, Underunderstood #Underunderstood #NationalTortillaChipDay #JohnLagomarsino