Loves long drives with my dog Jackson 🚛🐶
He barks at strangers, and honestly? Same.
Emotionally unavailable but will 100% steal your fries 🍟
5’7” but my red flags are 6’4”
Looking for someone to ignore my texts consistently ✨
Swipe right if you like chaos, commitment issues, and arguing over where to eat 🫠🤣
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