#WeirdAdvertising

mcloviniammclovin
2025-11-06
Are these hospitals for mole rats
Matt Pottermattpotter@c.im
2024-06-12

Today’s most unexpected recruitment ad, via Telegram.

Contortionist urgently required. Must be a qualified seafarer. Recruitment agency Ukraine-based. If this isn’t the start of a movie caper, I’m the mysteriously murdered body of the lion tamer with a shady past found half-naked in the Cap’n’s cabin.

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CONTORTIONIST URGENT REQUEST with ready STCW and SEAMANS BOOK • CONTORTIONIST female with ready STCW and SEAMANS BOOK 7 MONTH CONTRACT Start 26 of june
I can’t believe its not @twcautwcau
2023-06-08

The model might be regretting their choices right now…

But also - what the hell is this image supposed to be conveying related to the benefits of sperm donation… 😳

Genuine ad being presented on Instagram, for a group called Sperm Donors Australia, trying to encourage men to donate sperm.

In the ad image, there is a picture of a Caucasian male drinking out of a trophy cup, and below it a big blue box boldly exclaiming “Donate sperm”.

You could easily be forgiven for thinking that, on first impressions, the male pictured is not drinking booze out of that trophy.

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