#Whimsy

2025-12-19

conspicuous by their absence this evening, yet again, were the house-pixies who are supposed to remake the bed, amongst their several other contracted domestic duties. tbh i really begin to doubt that this service contract is worth the ectoplasm on which it's written.

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

2025-12-18

as you can plainly see here as i hold it up to the monitor, i have with me here now a cheeky little iced decaf coffee i just whipped up coz of the heat, & coz i'm all fancy, like, i used one of my long-stem tulip wine glasses that has not seen battle for decades.

one wonders wut the dirty proles might be up to?

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

2025-12-17

for years nay decades i tended to look askance at anyone who used "to hoover" generically as the verb for doing the vacuum cleaning. just now though, with shock, i realised i am one such peep...

in my old existence, when social interaction, thus camping hols, picnics etc were a thing, we would pack, take, use, "the esky". though of necessity i've not used one for decades, i still have some in my cupboards, & still think of them as "eskies", notwithstanding iirc at least one of them actually being a coleman.

in my kitchen, i own very little, possibly no, "tupperware", yet i always generically think of all my various containers of this ilk as my tupperware this or my tupperware that.

ah, hypocrisy, you ol' bastard!

#words #whimsy

Sami Kelsh is a tired bearsamikelsh@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-11

i love doing lino prints! since each print is done by hand, they’re all a little bit unique, and i think that’s neat. it’s such a fun, special medium.

(also i get to use sharp objects to make them, nyeheheheheh)

ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop

#whimsy #linoprint #art #lighthouse #printmaking

Droppie [opensoc] 🐨♀🌈🐧​🦘msdropbear42@friendica.opensocial.space
2025-12-08

prolly dinner time

seems like i only had brekkie 5' ago

edging closer n closer to the event horizon

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

Droppie [anonsys] 🐨♀🌈🐧​🦘msdropbear42@anonsys.net
2025-12-08

many deluded dimwits subscribe to the crazy theory that none of this is real, & we're all just in some alien adolescent's #digitalsimulation -- such silliness, eh? 🙄🤦‍♀️

to anyone who actually cares to closely examine the evidence, the truthiness simply leaps out at ya.

in fact, we're in an #analoguesimulation

with some of the cables hanging loose

& the main condenser tube suffering a serious vacuum leak

well, at least, i am. certainly explains all this crap... ✅

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

Droppie [anonsys] 🐨♀🌈🐧​🦘msdropbear42@anonsys.net
2025-12-08

toes, eh.

who saw that one coming?

"let's bifurcate the foot-ends, & then some", said the committee

"that'll keep the fuckers guessing!", they snorted

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

Sami Kelsh is a tired bearsamikelsh@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-01

on the one hand, i hate to add to the unbearable noise of BUY THINGS! and PROMOTIONAL CONTENT! but on the other hand, no one will know that i’m a little art-making creature and that some of my art gets made into prints and stationery and neat stuff you can own if i don’t make a concerted effort to try to tell you. and it would be really cool if you considered giving your support to artists who are probably just trying to pay the bills rather than line the pockets of exploitive mega-businesses where you can. i know it’s kind of inevitable that we can’t always make that choice, but where you can, whether it’s me and my silly artworks, or another artist you think is a good person making neat things, and it’s within your means to do so, your support means so much to us.

heck, if you're an artist who makes stuff for sale, feel free to drop your links below and i'd love to share them!

ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop

#artshop #art #cute #shopsmall #whimsy #fantasy #london #publictransit #frogart

Art print of a watercolour painting of Park Royal station in London.Sticker design of a potion bottle labelled "focus juice" which appears to be running awayArt print of a watercolour painting of Terry, a frog mage, reading books in his cozy reading nook.Sticker design of two gnome husbands snuggled down with a nice hot chocolate
Piggleston PecanpantsLilPecan
2025-12-01

Some people would be too proud to wear these lobster shoes. Not so my human.

A pair of feet resting on a tan ottoman wearing slide type shoes modeled after lobsters in shades of red in a realistic facsimile to cooked lobsters.

Turkey day was enjoyed by all, even Sebastian 😄

A skeleton dressed in a colorful outfit sits on a chair, holding a plate of food. A cup sits nearby, adding to the quirky domestic scene
graeme fawcettgraeme@tech.lgbt
2025-11-27

Sometimes you have to pause for some very important work...

#27club #rip #weholdaspaceforeveryoneinwanderland #whimsy #engineering

poke > all other types of raw fish > some flavours of moose > vs code > the built in file edit toolWanderland has an anthem 📻💓
Sami Kelsh is a tired bearsamikelsh@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-26

i’m rarely good at guessing what art things will be a hit with people other than myself when i’m stocking my shop with goodies, so sometimes i choose simply to follow what brings me joy and hope other people agree.

case in point: LOOK AT THEM.

ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop

#startrek #ds9 #quodo #ernieandbert #art #whimsy #stickers

It’s Quark and Odo from Star Trek Deep Space Nine, aka quodo, aka despite their many differences they’re the very best of friends (maybe more?) and that’s why they’re dressed just like Ernie and Bert Sesame Street here on this sticker design. I’m right.
2025-11-24

There are a small number of unicorns left, if you had your eye on them, now is your chance. The shop will close on the 15th of December! buff.ly/ZCQLoxU #unicorn #unicornart #unicornlover #magic #whimsy #whimsicalart #fantasyart

painting of a copse of trees and a white unicorn making a break for it into the light, galloping out across the field.
SweetPeaSweetxboop
2025-11-21

Hello my name is Karlie otherwise known as SweetPea <3
Im a creator/artist in Detroit who primarily focuses on photography & modeling at the moment. I cant wait to share my art with you.
These were shot by my friend Anthony ( @aboldmedia on instagram)

2025-11-18

Last shipping dates for anyone wanting goodies from my shop in time for Xmas! EU: Monday 1st December INTERNATIONAL: Monday 8th December. UK Last post date is the 15th of December. Shop here: buff.ly/NdGA5xr #dragons #watercolour #originalart #paintings #myth #legend #fantasyart #whimsy

A peaceful scene of a swamp, with greens, blues and purples, a tree in the foreground and the head of a huge dragon visible resting in the water. A white heron takes off next to the dragon and it's eye is open.

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