me on a daily basis
looking and typing on a computer in 3D world
reading code on a screen in 2D
to create affects on real world device in 3D
am I a monad?
#astoot
“Jesus was a carpenter”
Ancient Aliens guy: We had cars back in ancient history because otherwise why would there be a job of car painter?
Carly Rae Jepsen is either a Haskell or Elm programmer. This is proven by the song “Call Me Maybe".
Otherwise the song would have been “Call Me Optionally”.
watch me improve my approximate revelry. watch me double the precision of my gloating point.
did you know that “enum” is just a portmanteau of “e pluribus unum”
i wonder if garmin monkey c has do notation
my kid: I want to unwrap this present
me, a rust programmer: are you sure you don’t want to use Result here?
kid: …
me: is that an Option?
kid: leave me alone, dad!
ok hear me out, maybe just maybe duck typing makes you more producktive
Ceci n'est pas une broken pipe
k pop daemon hunters has to be about killing linux daemons pushd on to us by popping them
Gonna have to start a lobby group for Mathematicians. We are the spatial interest group.
Edgar Alan PPPoE
who called them "skip level” manager and not grandboss?
do you talk to your grandboss? how often does great-grandboss talk to you?
I had a problem and I decided to use DNS and now nothing is working and I am in a BIND.
Ours not to reason why,
Ours but todo!() and die.
I have said this before but it bears repeating— I hate all operating systems. I want a cooperating system.
missed opportunity to name “compile_error” as “compile_err”.
Is that star wars show logical AndOr or bitwise AndOr?
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