#programmerhumor

☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆yogthos@lemmy.ml
2026-02-03
Oto Šťávaalefunguju
2026-01-25

Broke: Full-stack developer
Woke: Full-snack developer

2026-01-22
meme with caption "waiting for debug breakpoint to hit" showing 4 panels of Mr bean waiting in a meadow with last caption saying "debugger was paused"

explaining my O(n³) solution at a coding interview

#programmerhumor #humor #programming

☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆yogthos@lemmy.ml
2026-01-17

The URL shortener that makes your links look as suspicious as possible. 😆 creepylink.com

#programmerhumor

☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆yogthos@lemmy.ml
2026-01-15

The URL shortener that makes your links look as suspicious as possible

lemmy.ml/post/41734801

☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆yogthos@lemmy.ml
2026-01-14
☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆yogthos@lemmy.ml
2026-01-13

Solving Factorio with Terraform

lemmy.ml/post/41645012

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2026-01-13

🎉 Behold! A thrilling tale of coders quaking in their boots at the mere mention of "git rebase"😱. Fear not, dear reader, because in this extensive guide, we're assured that the very worst outcome is... wait for it... deleting your work! 🤔💥 Because nothing spells confidence like a digital facepalm.
brethorsting.com/blog/2026/01/

when you notice that the rm command takes longer to run than expected

lemmy.world/post/41395680

And you will refactor...but into the same code that you've always refactored into. How many times have I posted this, detectives?

lemmy.world/post/41314888

Sun Kitty ☀️Crissy@tech.lgbt
2026-01-05

Found on Linkedin: digital image presents a list titled "THE LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER" with a series of bullet points.

The title uses red uppercase letters for "THE LIFE OF A" and purple uppercase letters for "PROGRAMMER".

Each bullet point is marked with a purple clover icon and contains the following text verbatim: "No hugs & kisses, only bugs & fixes", "No dates, only updates", "No crush, only crash", "No 69, only fix the line", "No romance, only maintenance", "No hugging, only debugging", "No rest, only test", "No smile, only compile", "No one trustable, only variable".

#devjokes #programmerhumor #coderlife

A digital image presents a list titled "THE LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER" with a series of bullet points. The title uses red uppercase letters for "THE LIFE OF A" and purple uppercase letters for "PROGRAMMER". Each bullet point is marked with a purple clover icon and contains the following text verbatim: "No hugs & kisses, only bugs & fixes", "No dates, only updates", "No crush, only crash", "No 69, only fix the line", "No romance, only maintenance", "No hugging, only debugging", "No rest, only test", "No smile, only compile", "No one trustable, only variable".

Average Rust enjoyer be like

lemmy.world/post/41159774

Top text: Average Rust enjoyer be like; Image: Cartoon character with a mouth full of crabs, bleeding but also crying from joy; Bottom text: I've got a mouth full of crabs!

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