#bitburner

2025-10-24

Managed to crash #bitburner because I forgot to ns.sleep();

2025-10-18

@ComputerBase Danke für den Tipp, ich hatte mit #bitburner schon viel Spaß beim coden, mit zuviel Automatisierung war aber irgendwann der Reiz weg.
Mal gucken was man hier #programmieren kann

2025-06-02

Me: What are you up to today?
Rodd: Figuring out how to get my game to send notifications to my phone via Home Assistant.

He doesn't play games like other people. 😂 (He's playing #bitburner.)

2024-12-07

OpenBSD → Debian replacement complete. Stop the clock! #Bitburner

An alert from Bitburner that I had been offline. I was changing the operating system on my laptop, so I would have found it rather difficult to keep Firefox running throughout that process.

“Offline for 4 hours 41 minutes 43 seconds. While you were offline:

“Your scripts generated $123.528m

“Your Hacknet Nodes generated 38.323k hashes

“You gained 0.000 reputation divided amongst your factions”
Deconstruction GamingDeconstructionGaming
2024-11-13

Streaming an offline scripts check with working on script consolidation / automation for future . Making this a weekday charity stream for in honor of hitting our 2024 goal.

Thank you to all of my donors!
youtu.be/CAi0vOSy-VY

Deconstruction GamingDeconstructionGaming
2024-11-05

Returning for another round of . Thank you for the positive response to the first stream. Today we will check in on our offline scripts & nodes and hopefully finish the Getting Started Guide for Beginners.

youtu.be/AKbeXKrF-qY

Deconstruction GamingDeconstructionGaming
2024-11-01

Continuing our hacker theme from last night's stream of Uplink, tonight we are giving a shot. Using programming as a core mechanic & structure is intriguing.

Swing by to chat or to see how rusty my programming skill & logic are.
youtu.be/LQsJApEFkdY

2024-10-12

The most important and useful script I've written for #Bitburner is the one that draws a little notepad for me to keep my reminders in-game!

bitburner-official.github.io/

The Bitburner game screen while I'm focusing on working for NiteSec. I have one program window open where hacks are being carried out on n00dles and foodnstuff.

But the main focus is my little notepad window in the top left, reminding me what I'm waiting for right now. It saves me forgetting how much reputation I need from NiteSec before I can move on with other stuff!
Chris. R. 🎧🎼☕🍍haploc@fedi.cr-net.be
2024-04-01

I got rickrolled by #BitBurner

Screenshot of Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up video in ASCII art.
2024-02-26

I do love how in #Bitburner after going to New Game +, there is an "arcade" in the game where you can... play an older version of the game 😂

My god it's so janky... Add on to the fact that I skipped the tutorial and couldn't find any documentation of NS1 (the scripting language they used to use)

Apparently there are two achievements for clearing this little Easter egg so

2024-01-29

Okay so #bitburner the game was wayyy more interesting than I thought

A fascinating combination of an idle game/hacker mogul simulator and a "teach you how to program" thing...

The idle part isn't as grindy as some other games I've seen, in fact I guess I could be playing the game, programming for 30 minutes, and already get a ton of money for gameplay progression

So far I am writing a script for automatic hacking script deployment and control... I think I could go as far to write a math formula for optimizing ROI (some ppl playing this game might have done that), but I'm too lazy for it right now lol. Still this is a good distraction from writing dissertation & stuff

And thanks for the random dude who wrote a tutorial on teaching me what a breadth-first search (
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breadth-first_search) is... I'll write a script for this later 😂

Zeroday Podcast (stefan)zeroday@podcasts.social
2023-11-13

Ich habe damit auch die Möglichkeit Konzepte die ich für die Automatisierung von Tests nutzen möchte in einer Umgebung zu testen ohne die Systeme der Kunden zu benötigen oder explizit mich in ein neues SUT einarbeiten zu müssen.

Da das ganze als Spiel verpackt ist, ist #bitburner aktuell eine gute Methode ein paar Fingerübungen durchzuführen und gleichzeitig ein wenig Spaß zu haben.

Zeroday Podcast (stefan)zeroday@podcasts.social
2023-11-13

wozu mache ich das alles?
Ich bin in der SW-QS tätig und die Automatisierung von Tests, auch wenn ich nicht mehr selbst teste, ist mein tägliches Geschäft. Allein die Möglichkeiten zu kennen bis zu welchem Grad sich die Optimierung einer Optimierung lohnt, ist regelmäßiger Grund für Diskussionen.
Aber auch wie viel Arbeit da rein fließt gegen die Ersparnis, was bei #bitburner als Gewinn ausgegeben wird.

Zeroday Podcast (stefan)zeroday@podcasts.social
2023-11-13

Was mich aber ein wenig an #Bitburner fasziniert ist die Optimierung.
Habe ich vorher mit einem Script 22GB benötigt, bin ich mit den HGW Scripte runter auf das Minimum von 1.6GB.
Das ganze Steuer ich vom Home Server der aktuell 512G dafür benötigt, da ja auch mein Trader, die hacknetfarm und die großen HGW darauf laufen und das rooting aller Server.
Denke das ich den govener noch optimieren kann.

Zeroday Podcast (stefan)zeroday@podcasts.social
2023-11-13

Okay, jetzt wird es komisch...
Ich habe nach nun knapp einer Woche fast alle Aspekte der Möglichkeiten die ich in #Bitburner auf node1.1 habe automatisiert.
Bis auf die Backdoors ist alles vollautomatisch und auch die Hack net Farm wird per Script beim start aufgebaut. Sobald die ersten 5m zusammen sind wird Trading dazu gestellt auch automatisiert...
Letzteres habe ich gestern unter bräseschadel gebastelt weil Erkältung...
Aber Javascript finde ich immer noch doof...

2023-10-13

i would really like a #solarpunk version de #bitburner - all that hacking is fun but making money to make money is not really doing it for me

Tommi Komulainentko
2023-10-12

the number of ways I'm finding coding a distributed system scheduler in naive way is flawed++

[17921] /bin/cat(girl) :bot:catgirl_so@tech.lgbt
2023-07-19

advice for other #bitburner players: cost and reputation requirements for {shadows of anarchy} augments don't reset on augment installation like other factions. buying out all of their augments in one ascension is especially important, moreso than other factions.

[17921] /bin/cat(girl) :bot:catgirl_so@tech.lgbt
2023-07-12

*looks at bitburner* oh? :ms_robot_surprised:​ free robotgirl catnip? :ms_robot_thinkgrin:​

an incremental game with built-in support for scripting? the player is expected to automate growth? it's almost like hydroflame was thinking of this unit specifically! :ms_robot_grin:​ ​#bitburner
(big thanks to @kasdeya for recommending it!! :ms_robot_elthree:)

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