Nach einem Update von #OPNsense trat plötzlich eine Vielzahl an System-Fehlermeldungen auf (error...Bogon... usw.), und meine #Firewall-Regeln funktionierten nicht mehr wie gewohnt. Nach einigem Suchen stellte ich fest, dass das Limit für die "Maximum Number of Table Entries" erreicht war. Oh je! Ich habe das Limit manuell auf 1,5 Millionen erhöht und beobachte nun aufmerksam, welche Auswirkungen diese Änderung hat.

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Great Moments in History : Discovery of the Bogon/Bozon Conversion by Eadweird Steersbreth of Edinburgh in 1924. During tests of a crumpet-slicing invention his wife Agatha accidentally fell on the device and was made extremely bogus by the combination of crumpet, butter and machine oil. The resulting huge burst of bogons drew every bozo for miles. Attempting to rescue her from peril, Eadweird attempted to reverse polarity and the Bozon was born. #lowqualityfacts #bogon #bozon #bozo #ohnoletsgo

When a thing absorbs Bogons, it begins to appear bogus to normal humans. However, to humans that have already been contaminated with Bogons and/or Bozons, it creates an overwhelming attractive force. This leads to greater and greater emission of both Bogons and Bozons - leading to a Bozonova, wherein all intelligence in the area is annihilated.

There is no known shielding for Bogons. However, Bozons can be easily deflected with common sense.

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Bogonometry : the measurement of Bogosity - unit: Bogon.

The more bogus something is, the more Bogons it emits. Bogons have numerous and varying effects on matter, energy and politics.

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Bogon (BO-Gone) ; a fictitious submoronic particle emitted by stupid people that contaminates rational thought, leading to the production of radical Bozons, which emit more Bogons and so forth. #Bogon #Bogonometry #Bozon #WayGone

Bogon flux gradient rising sharply, mind your sensory orifices. #DangerWillRobinson #Zoinks #Bogon #Bogonometry #BogometricFlux #BozonConversionRate