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#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: your hat.. @FinancialReview #alttext

HAVING ESCAPED THE LIONS DEN...
HON JUDGE MICHAEL LEE
Justice Lee is sitting on his bench delivering his LEHRMANN DEFAMATION ruling in one hand and a RAPIST hat in the other hand.
The court has become a lions' den he's looking down on, a Lion lying down with a red axe in his mouth and the mess from legal interactions lying on the floor SLOP MAIDEN EGO ETC STOKES <the number ten=1.0. the zero of which looks a bit like a bedpan> <a skeleton> TEN RAPE SEVEN TAYLOR COKE TAYLOR, his bench has been subjected to graffiti 'BRUCE FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON'. 'NEVER MIND'. There are two EXIT's from the lions' den, on the left is a happy Lisa Wilkinson on her way out, LOGIE in hand. On the right is a naked rapist covering his genitalia with his [COSTS] on his way out. Justice Lee hands him his hat:
"MR. LEHRMANN...? YOUR HAT"

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: AUKUS plus... @FinancialReview #alttext

AUKUS +
An [AUSTRALIA - UNITED KINGDOM - U.S.A. - CANADA - JAPA...] extended submarine appears as an eel which is eating itself, its tail in its own mouth. The Japanese is seen raising "PERMISSION TO BOARD?" as it disappears into the AUKUS +.
We see a French submarine further down, lights on, with a clear response identifiable across the depths: "MON DIEU!!"

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: use by date... @FinancialReview #alttext

PAST THE USE BY DATE...
The [NETANYAHU] chicken egg six pack has finally been opened and we see five human skulls and the zombic face of Netanyahu , four of the skulls show a bullet in the head, two stamped with WCK, including one of the bulletted, Bibi's head stamped with BEST BEFORE

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: the stable door... @FinancialReview #alttext

We are in a Western farm. Biden in his sunnies, his red stripe duds and his blue/white stars tie, has his hands up on the [THE NETANYAHU STABLE DOOR]. He appears to be trying to close the door and the squeal is shown as a verbal expression of CLOSE. Bibi is inside the stable standing there with his fork up over his head as if he is ready to smash anyone who enters. Under the POTUS' feet we see blood on the ground. Behind the POTUS we see four horses, the black FAMINE horse, the white DEATH horse ridden by a white skeleton, and over the back a red WAR horse ridden by a red demon jumping the farm fence in pursuit of his blue self-same horse.

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: on the clock @FinancialReview #alttext

NETANYAHU HOUR GLASS
The top of the star of david has slipped appearing as if it is an hour glass and Netanyahu is holding on to the top bar as tens of human skulls tumble down the bar of the star down his body to drop into the hundreds of human skulls below still there in a huge demonstration of the dead with their multiple foreign flags. U.S. planes and parachutes coming down in the background and down below the urban environment is completely smashed up with no sign of life.

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: note to self.. @FinancialReview #alttext

NOTE TO SELF
Andrew Giles is seen looking around her door as Clare O'Neil Minister for Home Affairs sits in her office in the Parliament at her pack of nine eggs, a pack in which the special egg heads are sitting exposed to her [* COLORS] paint brush preparation for Easter Saturday:
TEHAN DUTTS SPUD BANDT SKY FOSTER ASF17 EGGSCETERA
She 'SIGH's "Don't put all your eggs in one basket" ...

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: if you don't mind.. @FinancialReview #alttext

A red black portrait of Paul Keating, the red is the Chinese flag, Keating is holding up his cup. In his cup is foreign minister Wang Yi. We see the shadow of foreign minister Penny Wong leaning on the wall outside cast across to his back wall. She "SIGH"s. He holds up his cup
"If you don't mind...?"

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: Ressshuffle @FinancialReview #alttext

THE RESHUFFLE
We are in the mind of the albatross looking on to the prow of the HMASSS TITANIC. The funnels are a bit like a smokestack with steam rising but they are labelled with a their Radioactive Nuclear Radiation Signs. The captain Dutton stands in the background, arms resting on the passengers' deck chairs looking over at his girl a mad faced Sussan; seas are building & the sky is turning black. He sings a little tune 'DUMB DE DUM'

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: mission impossible.. @FinancialReview #alttext

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
Donal Trump has grown to become a red faced giant his face bearing tattoo notes on previous encounters CHRIS WAS HERE, FAN, WILLIE, DE SANTIS WAS HERE, BID... RUBI..., HILARY WAS HERE, BID... and a tiny NIKKI 2024 Haley hanging from his huge wig holding on with "CRUNCH" "CRUNCH" hands for her life. Her comminicado on her belt comes out loud and clear:
NIKKI YOUR MISSION SHOULD YOU ACCEPT IT... NIKKI? YOU THERE? NIKKI.,?.

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: yes.. @FinancialReview #alttext

WAR ROOM
POLITICS NOW
The Dutt leader is standing before a party collection rabble mob including a drunk Barnes lying on the meeting table pointing to the screen showing a happy Albo and his partner Jodie announcing their new engagement ring. He is wearing his anties-war badge NO and taps his stick on Jodie's face
"IT'S ONLY ONE YES..."

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: unbelievable..right @FinancialReview #alttext

Jim Chalmers and Tony Burke are watching [Abbott, Morrison, Turnbull NEMESIS] on the big screen, POPcorn in hand, in for the long haul. Anthony Albanese in his rabbito dressing gown is at the fridge. Inside the fridge we see Bill Shorten.
Albo: UNBELIEVABLE. RIGHT GUYS? RIGHT?
Jim: SURE... SURE.
Tony: UH HUH
Bill: SHIVER

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: political pilates.. @FinancialReview #alttext

POLITICAL PILATES
the key players in the (PD GYM). Shadow on the wall show a player in a seated pulldown, with his dog sniffing the heavy barbell on the floor. Jim Chalmers is helping Albo work out in his TAX REFORMER seat roller in his workout box, STAGE buttons 1, 2 3, 4, 5 STAGE, feet in cable stretch row, pulls out, Chalmers: "A-A-A-ND - HOLD". Dutton with his back to them working his dumbbells. The fat cat gym owner with his cigar in hand:
"THE REFORMER LOOKS GREAT BUT WE'RE MORE INTERESTED IN ADDING BULK..."

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: you shouldn't have
@FinancialReview #alttext

Five Morrisons dressed in his Health minister COVID-19 happy shirt HAPPITY CLAPPA, in his Industry, Science, Energy and Resources green tie, in his Finance white shirt; in his Home Affairs Hawaii shirt playing his HAWAII ukulele, and his Treasury brown suit. They have cooked him a FAREWELL cake;
The Science Minister says to the other Ministers: "AWW... YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE"

#davidrowe @roweafr #Cartoon: two seat solution..
@FinancialReview #alttext

A TWO SEAT SOLUTION...?
Biden and Netanyahu are seen flying a fighter into Palestine the horizon showing Gaza under fire the city yellow red expolosions and grey public buildings reflected in the sea. Netanyahu is in control, Biden is the navigator, the nose art of the fighter is a naked Me the People King Trump in his cape crown and high shoes.
Biden says
AW C'MON BIBI...

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: red carpet @FinancialReview #alttext

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: joshy..! @FinancialReview #alttext

A blue #Dutt has a red #Albo backed into a corner of the boxing ring, there is a bucket of shit just outside the corner post and blood on the canvas. There are two in the seats ringside, Josh is in the front seat, Zoe is behind him
JOSH! FANCY SEEING YOU HERE ... YOU'RE IN MY SEAT BY THE WAY.

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: dentistry and hairstyles.. @RBAInfo @FinancialReview #alttext

Michele's
DENTISTRY & HAIRSTYLES
R.B.A.
Michele is a hairdresser (or maybe a backstreet dentist, who knows, the weapon in her apron pocket leaves us unsure) who has a well-known treasurer in her chair looking at his missing tooth in her mirror that is surrounded by yellow globes, his fists CLENCH the chair. His missing front tooth speaks:
D'YOU KNOW MICHELE...? I THINK IT'LL GROW ON ME... RIGHT?

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: waiting room... @FinancialReview #alttext

It is 5 TIC's past on a 4 day clock as fathers Benjamin Netanyahu and Ismail Haniyeh sit waiting outside the
[CEASEFIRE
ISRAEL]
incubator in which we see their white dove receiving oxygen and blood transfusion while
[GAZA]
is shown as the machine recipient of its water to extricate its bile.

#davidrowe @roweafr #cartoon: driving with dutton @FinancialReview #alttext

Clare O'Neil is wearing her seatbelt as she drives the [HOM.AFF] plated car coming up to the
[AUSTRALIA
HIGH COURT OF
AUSTRALIA]
[CRUNCH]
with Peter Dutton sitting in the back seat of the car:
OK, CLARE... DEPRESS THE CLUTCH A-A-AND PUT IT IN DETENTION...
FSSS
she thinks "#@!?

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