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#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #testing #defect #defects #devtest #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Small dog looking shocked.

Caption: Dev, who didn't test their own code changes, when QA says they found a defect

#defect : want or absence of something necessary for completeness or perfection

- French: défaut

- Italian: difetto

- Portuguese: defeito

- Spanish: defecto

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分隊ベースのサイバーパンクシューター「DEFECT」，NCSOFTとのパートナーシップを発表。パブリッシング権を含む協議を進行中
https://www.4gamer.net/games/907/G090739/20250507022/

#4gamer #DEFECT #SF

3 Russian soldiers escape after mass #desertion attempt in Russia’s Krasnodar

A hundred #Russian #soldiers are reported to have attempted to #defect from a #military unit in the city of #Krasnodar, with 3 managing to escape

Security forces cordoned off the area & no official comment has been made for 12 hours

Reports say that 7 soldiers succeeded in breaking through the fence. Four were later apprehended, while three remain at large.

https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2025/04/19/7508269/

#RussianArmy #RussianAggression

New paper out: „Plasma-induced optically active defects in hexagonal boron nitride“. We show that purely physical argon #plasma treatment is the most promising route for creating optically active #defect #emitters in #hBN by plasma exposure.

https://pubs.aip.org/aip/apl/article/126/4/043103/3332361/Plasma-induced-optically-active-defects-in

Is anyone else running into an issue where they can't use #firefox to select a payment method on the new amazon.ie website? Seems odd that this isn't working...

cc: @mozillaofficial
#firefox #amazon #ireland #defect

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #acceptancecriteria #defect #memes #Meme #Humor

Photo of badly damaged stairs from a powrr washer.

Caption:
Acceptance criteria: With a power washer, clean back and forth on each step
QA: Yes, but... This can't seem correct to you.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #defect #defects #productionissue #coding #programming #Meme #memes #Humor

Picture of a burned out white VW Bug in the middle of an empty parking lot.

Caption: Dev says they found and eliminated the bug

Het Kingston A400 SSD probleem
In 2018 is een Kingston A400 SSD aangeschaft om een Windows computer meer snelheid te geven. Dat lukte, het klonen van de HDD verliep probleemloos. Een jaar later werd op die SSD Ubuntu geïnstalleerd en toen kwame
https://www.niamat.nl/blog/het-kingston-a400-ssd-probleem/
#Algemeen #computer #defect #fail #SSD

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #defect #defects #productionissue #timecharging #timesheets #Meme #memes #Humor

The painting The Martyrdom of St. Christopher, detail of a man shot through the eye with an arrow, c.1450-56

Caption: I'll fix it. Just open a defect so I can charge my time to it.

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #defect #memes #Meme #Humor

News headline reading "Woman wakes up after 5 years in a coma"

Caption: Just wait until she finds out how many defects have been assigned to her

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #defect #memes #Meme #Humor

Old timey pictures of two people fighting

Caption: Before online tools were available, dev and QA discussing a defect was more interesting

#defect : want or absence of something necessary for completeness or perfection

- French: défaut

- Italian: difetto

- Portuguese: defeito

- Spanish: defecto

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I use a NeoCharge smart switch so my EVSE and my water heater share a 30A circuit. NeoCharge released a firmware intended to fix some things, such as connection failures, which seemed common.

But they broke the breaker part apparently.

It looks like when the secondary side goes active, the primary side also seems to go into an active state whether something is plugged in or not, and it shuts off the secondary.

Which means the switch is no longer usable for switching. So I’ll have to swap plugs when I need to charge my car. Thankfully this isn’t a frequent thing and it has a fine amount of charge for now.

Sigh.

I need to just hire an electrician to put in a dedicate circuit. Apparently one just got freed up with my new heat pump install. Maybe.

#NeoCharge #Defect #EV

In my "giving random advice to random strangers" for the day, LOL.

Tip: if you have a broken Cuisinart toaster oven which is less than 3 years old, they'll replace it for free with no hassles. Their toasters have very, very, very crappy mode switches which tend to break. The more people who request a warranty replacement, the sooner they fix that problem, IMHO. #Cuisnart #ToasterOven #Toaster #Defect