🎹🔍 Wow, a thrilling 10,000-word #thesis on the exhilarating world of event listeners! Because who wouldn't want to spend their weekend measuring digital wiretaps instead of, you know, doing anything else? 🙄 Thanks to the Simons Foundation for bankrolling this adventure in extreme tedium! 💸
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.19825 #eventlisteners #digitalwiretaps #tedium #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated