🎉 Ah, yet another paper with more #buzzwords than a startup's mission statement! 🤦‍♂️ Delight in the groundbreaking discovery that "Program-of-Thought" does 15% better than "Chain-of-Thought"—a riveting 1% improvement for each year I've aged while reading this. 🚀 Thanks to the Simons Foundation for funding the development of even more complex #jargon to confuse us all. 💡
https://arxiv.org/abs/2211.12588 #innovation #research #SimonsFoundation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🧠✨ Wow, apparently our brains are just lightbulbs waiting to go off, and Simons Foundation is paying #Quanta to remind us! Because who needs scientific insight when you can just wait for an 'aha' like waiting for toast to pop? 🍞🔔
https://www.quantamagazine.org/how-your-brain-creates-aha-moments-and-why-they-stick-20251105/ #brainscience #lightbulbmoment #SimonsFoundation #insights #toastpop #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah, the age-old question of whether text can *whisper sweet nothings* or *scream like a banshee* just with words. 🎤 Spoiler alert: if you're reading this, it's too late—text is still just text. 📚 Thanks, Simons Foundation, for supporting the quest to make our #emails more melodramatic. 🎭
https://arxiv.org/abs/2202.10631 #textcommunication #melodrama #SimonsFoundation #languageartistry #HackerNews #ngated

🎥🔍 Oh wow, another groundbreaking paper on "understanding" infinite video streams. Because what we really needed was our AI to spend eternity watching cat videos in 4K, right? 📼🧠 Sponsored by the Simons Foundation, because someone's gotta fund this digital babysitter. 🙄
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.09608 #infinitevideostreams #AIresearch #catvideos #SimonsFoundation #digitalbabysitter #HackerNews #ngated

🐠 Oh joy, another "revolutionary" protocol connecting...wait for it...agents! Because clearly, the Internet was missing something until a coral reef of #AI emerged to save the day. 🌊 Thanks, Simons Foundation, for funding this ocean of academic jargon. 🌐🤖
https://arxiv.org/abs/2505.00749 #protocols #SimonsFoundation #innovation #technews #HackerNews #ngated

🍃 Reasoning LLMs: the aimless nomads of the AI world, forever lost in a desert of "solutions" with no water in sight. 🌵 A paper so dense it could sink the Titanic, but don't worry, the Simons Foundation's got your back. 🛳️💥
https://arxiv.org/abs/2505.20296 #ReasoningLLMs #AIResearch #SimonsFoundation #TechTrends #MachineLearning #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 #Samsung just unleashed a "tiny" network that scored a whopping 45% on the ARC-AGI-1! 🤖 Because who needs more complexity when you can achieve #mediocrity with less?! 🙃 Thanks, Simons Foundation, for supporting this quest for underachievement. 🤦‍♂️ #SmallButNotMighty
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.04871 #SimonsFoundation #ARCAGI1 #TinyNetwork #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the profound wisdom of "Less Is More"—because who needs big networks when you can have microscopic ones? 🤏📡 Why bother with comprehensive solutions when you can just think recursively until your brain implodes? 🙃 Thank you, Simons Foundation, for supporting this noble quest for #minimalism in maximal confusion. 😂
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.04871 #LessIsMore #SimonsFoundation #RecursiveThinking #TechHumor #BrainImplosion #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look! 🤓 Another mind-numbing paper bragging about "provable" scaling laws in machine learning that only the authors and their moms care about. Just what we needed, a thesis for a topic even AI itself would roll its eyes at. 🙄 But hey, thanks to the Simons Foundation for funding the world's most riveting bedtime story. 🛌📚
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.21519 #provableScalingLaws #machineLearning #researchCritique #SimonsFoundation #bedtimeStory #HackerNews #ngated

In this riveting novel of academic bravado, scientists claim to generate high-res images using WiFi signals—because who needs cameras anymore, right? 📡🤯 Perhaps next they'll use Bluetooth to bake a cake or Ethernet to paint a masterpiece. 🍰🎨 Just remember to donate to the Simons Foundation, folks! 💸😏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.10605 #academicbravado #WiFiInnovation #futureofscience #technovel #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

🎉Who needs complex algorithms when 1️⃣ bit can solve the world's problems? Eduardo Lobo Lustoda hopes you'll believe less is more in his binary fairytale, while the Simons Foundation stands by like proud parents at a talent show. 🤡 Just another day in the mystical land of overhyped academic papers. 📚✨
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.07025 #binaryfairytale #lessismore #academicpapers #SimonsFoundation #techinnovation #problem-solving #HackerNews #ngated

🤡 "Hello, is this Anna?" No, it's yet another mind-numbing academic paper 🍖 on #scams that everyone with a brain already understands without a PhD in #PigButchering. 🐷 Grateful to the Simons Foundation for funding this "groundbreaking" revelation. 🙄
https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.20821 #academicpapers #SimonsFoundation #researchhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🎹🔍 Wow, a thrilling 10,000-word #thesis on the exhilarating world of event listeners! Because who wouldn't want to spend their weekend measuring digital wiretaps instead of, you know, doing anything else? 🙄 Thanks to the Simons Foundation for bankrolling this adventure in extreme tedium! 💸
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.19825 #eventlisteners #digitalwiretaps #tedium #SimonsFoundation #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the 'Univariate Gaussian Mixture Model Neural Network' – because nothing screams "cutting edge" like a bunch of math-y gibberish wrapped in buzzword salad 🥗🤖. Thanks to the Simons Foundation for funding this thrilling adventure in #overcomplication. Remember folks, the future is bright... and also incomprehensible! 🌟💡
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.07569 #UnivariateGaussianMixtureModel #NeuralNetwork #MathBuzzword #SimonsFoundation #FutureTech #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah, another dense tome on the "theoretical limitations" of something nobody asked for, by the illustrious #Orion. 📚✨ Supported by the Simons Foundation, but probably not their first choice of #bedtime #reading. 💤🔍
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.21038 #theoreticallimitations #SimonsFoundation #densebook #HackerNews #ngated

🐻🔍 So apparently, "Busy Beaver hunters" are busy playing with numbers so big, they make ordinary math cry for its mommy. 📏💔 Meanwhile, Quanta Magazine is busy patting itself on the back for publishing yet another deep dive that only the Simons Foundation and a dozen math nerds will pretend to understand. 🙄🧠
https://www.quantamagazine.org/busy-beaver-hunters-reach-numbers-that-overwhelm-ordinary-math-20250822/ #BusyBeaver #MathNerds #QuantaMagazine #SimonsFoundation #DeepDive #HackerNews #ngated

🎉 Breaking News: Somebody reinvented the wheel and called it "MapLibre!" 🗺️ It's like the 'next generation' of geospatial formats, because apparently the current ones were getting too mainstream. 🤔 But hey, at least the Simons Foundation is grateful! 😏
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.10791 #BreakingNews #MapLibre #GeospatialInnovation #SimonsFoundation #NextGenTech #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤖 Ah, another groundbreaking paper about "efficient architecture-agnostic diffusion training" - because what the world really needed was more #jargon sandwiched between acronyms. But hey, at least we can all rest easy knowing the Simons Foundation has our backs. 🤓📚
https://arxiv.org/abs/2501.04765 #efficientTraining #SimonsFoundation #diffusionResearch #techNews #HackerNews #ngated

Die Simons Foundation stellt 8 Millionen US-Dollar für eine weltweite Kollaboration im Bereich Schwarze Löcher und starke Gravitation bereit.

Das @mpi_grav in Potsdam ist Teil des Netzwerks mit dem Ziel, die in Gravitationswellen-Daten verborgenen Geheimnisse zu entschlüsseln.

ℹ️ https://www.aei.mpg.de/1271026/simons-collaboration-on-black-holes-and-strong-gravity

Die nun erstmals geförderte „Simons Collaboration on Black Holes and Strong Gravity“ wird die Arbeit von 12 Institutionen unterstützen. Sie wird Expert*innen für Gravitation und Schwarze Löcher aus den Bereichen theoretische Physik, Mathematik, numerische Berechnung, KI-gestützte Datenanalyse und Gravitationswellen-Beobachtung zusammenbringen. Die Kollaboration wird einen robusten theoretischen Rahmen entwickeln, um die in Gravitationswellen-Daten verborgenen Informationen über starke Gravitation zu interpretieren.

#Forschung #SimonsFoundation #AllgemeineRelativität #Physik #SchwarzeLöcher

The Simons Foundation provides 8 million US dollars to fund a worldwide collaboration on black holes and strong gravity.

The @mpi_grav in Potsdam is part of the network aiming to decipher the secrets encoded in gravitational-wave data.

ℹ️ https://www.aei.mpg.de/1269794/simons-collaboration-on-black-holes-and-strong-gravity

The newly funded “Simons Collaboration on Black Holes and Strong Gravity” will support the work of 12 institutions, bringing together experts in gravity and black holes from theoretical physics, mathematics, numerical computation, AI-assisted data analysis and gravitational-wave observation. The collaboration will develop a robust theoretical framework for interpreting the information about strong gravity encoded in gravitational-wave data, including the matter–antimatter asymmetry of the universe, the nature of dark matter and potential extensions to Einstein's theory of general relativity.

#Research #SimonsFoundation #GeneralRelativity #Physics #BlackHoles