Jetzt ist sie wieder da, die Zeit von 10 Minuten Gassi gehen und anschließend halbe Stunde Hund abtrocknen, trocken fönen und danach drei Handtücher waschen! 😩
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#DogOwnerProblems #DogsOfFediverse #BernerSennenhund

Robot vacuum on normal mode: "returning every 15 minutes to wash mopping pads"
Same robot vacuum with "AI" functions enabled, barely five meters into cleaning around the entrance: "Omfg yuck returning to station to wash myself"

#dogOwnerProblems #especiallyInWinter

@damonism
My beautiful boy ŵas attacked by 2 Rottweilers 2yrs ago when we were out walking. They'd escaped through a broken garden fence. Thankfully ran to their owner when she called them. But it was enough to terrify him (and my husband & me) forever. He is terrified of every dog now. So we can only take him walking where we can't see other dogs.

Ppl who allow their poorly trained and/or disobedient dogs to walk off-lead beside them OR allow their dogs to roam their front gardens with gates open have no idea of the damage they are doing to other dogs and owners, who don't want strangers' dogs bounding over to them.
#dogs #dogattacks #dogownerproblems

Trees in the backyard. Great for shade. Horrible for 💩 hunting once the leaves start falling. #DogOwnerProblems

The adult humans in this house are plant-based eaters and the small human will only eat a very specific types of chicken nuggets. So don’t mind us while we broil 5 pounds of top sirloin **for our dogs.**

#dogownerproblems #beagles

Confucius say: Wise optimist always look up while walking. Wise dog owner always look down.

#dogownerproblems

Scientists, please invent self-opening poop bags. You made self-filling/self-closing water balloons. You can do this.

#dogownerproblems #inventions

I just got dressed for dinner with friends, which means I can't touch any surface in my house so I don't get covered in dog hair..
#DogOwnerProblems