#flork

Helianthustheseeduneed
2025-05-24

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Meanwhile in ...

โ€œSurgeonfish stabs at Popular Resortโ€

Helianthustheseeduneed
2025-02-28

Sharkie was at it again!
This time in the Philippines. Two of four ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บn divers are dead, one arm could not be retrieved.

Helianthustheseeduneed
2025-02-10

@MAKS23 It's long overdue that Darwin got florked!

Helianthustheseeduneed
2025-02-06

Will russian butter soon get florked? ๐Ÿ’€

Beefeater Fella once more dug up some spicy rancid telegram chatter. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

bsky.app/profile/beefeaterfell

Helianthustheseeduneed
2025-01-24

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โ€ผ๏ธBREAKING โ€ผ๏ธ

โžก๏ธ "Unknown plankton began attacking Russian tourists at a popular resortโ€ on Tanzania beaches" โฌ…๏ธ

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‚

bsky.app/profile/prune602.bsky

Helianthustheseeduneed
2025-01-12

โžก๏ธ "A Russian soldier discovered a troubling issue: the trench candles sent by civilians were exploding instead of burning properly, possibly rigged with explosives. Enraged, he vowed to return and issued threats of retaliation against the babushkas who had crafted them."โฌ…๏ธ

bsky.app/profile/wartranslated

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-12-15

@Just_a_fella_EU The waves have been promoted by the Army, they say.

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-12-08

To no surprise it didn't take long until got - ed...

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-10-08

Five didn't stay home and opted for remaining 7100m high up on the Dhaulagiri (8167m).

Five orcs less contributing to the russian work force and war machine. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-09-17

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Another to the flock, for 72 non-reasons... ๐Ÿ˜‡

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-09-13

I heard Patriarch Kirill is really sick with Covid.

Just in case it won't be only a rumour:

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-09-09
Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-09-05

After 2.5 years of letting do the heavy lifting in countering propaganda and disinformation the US finally decided to join us...

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-08-16

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The family keeps growing!

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-08-04

@Linza

Hmm, now that you mention it I think that the cigarrette indeed deserves to get super-florked! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Edit:
I couldn't resist.
No particular reason.
for everybody's everyday use. ๐Ÿ˜†

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-08-04

Meanwile the army grows steadily...

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-06-11

@MAKS23

Evidence suggests that the mountain is just fine!

Helianthustheseeduneed
2024-02-29

A new !

"Elephant attacks russian tourist"

Helianthustheseeduneed
2023-12-25

Santa Flork doing his thing! ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐ŸŽ„ ๐ŸŽ… ๐Ÿ”” ๐ŸŽ

Helianthustheseeduneed
2023-12-24

Santa Flork Fella ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’›

Merry Christmas! ๐ŸŽ„ โ„๏ธ ๐ŸŽ…

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