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Meanwhile in #Egypt ...
@MAKS23 It's long overdue that Darwin got florked!
Will russian butter soon get florked? ๐
Beefeater Fella once more dug up some spicy rancid telegram chatter. ๐
https://bsky.app/profile/beefeaterfella.bsky.social/post/3lhjm7sh6qs2r
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โผ๏ธBREAKING โผ๏ธ
โก๏ธ "Unknown plankton began attacking Russian tourists at a popular resortโ on Tanzania beaches" โฌ ๏ธ
๐คทโโ๏ธ ๐
https://bsky.app/profile/prune602.bsky.social/post/3lggrx7ahb223
โก๏ธ "A Russian soldier discovered a troubling issue: the trench candles sent by civilians were exploding instead of burning properly, possibly rigged with explosives. Enraged, he vowed to return and issued threats of retaliation against the babushkas who had crafted them."โฌ ๏ธ
https://bsky.app/profile/wartranslated.bsky.social/post/3lfk2ms2kts24
@Just_a_fella_EU The waves have been promoted by the #NAFO #Flork Army, they say.
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Another #Flork to the flock, for 72 non-reasons... ๐
I heard Patriarch Kirill is really sick with Covid.
Just in case it won't be only a rumour:
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The #flork family keeps growing!
Hmm, now that you mention it I think that the cigarrette indeed deserves to get super-florked! ๐
Edit:
I couldn't resist.
No particular reason.
#flork for everybody's everyday use. ๐
Santa Flork doing his thing! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Santa Flork Fella ๐ ๐ ๐
Merry Christmas! ๐ โ๏ธ ๐