"🚀 Behold! The ultimate guide to high-performance DBMSs with #io_uring, because clearly your current DBMS is just too slow for all those cat meme databases 🐱📈. Spoiler: The secret is in the references, because who doesn't love a good academic citation while trying to decipher tech jargon from the future? 😂"
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.04859 #highperformanceDBMS #techjargon #catmemes #academiccitations #HackerNews #ngated

High-Performance DBMSs with io_uring: When and How to use it

https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.04859

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