I've been playing too much FromSoftware games. I had a dream where I went to an academy, kind of like Hogwarts, but it's for warriors and battlemages who have to brutally train to survive boss fights. I find out that I'm especially good at crushing magic and I take down some armored monstrosity that looks like the Chain Chomp from Mario 64 crossed with Smough from Dark Souls. Also, for some reason, I wear a white cowl and full body burqa and have a romance with some Draco Malfoy-esque douchebag.

This is why you don't eat a Hot Pocket before bed.

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